"Using" the sink
A couple weeks ago, during the Phish Merriweather show, I needed to use the restroom.
During intermission, I got my chance. Even though Merriweather recently tripled the size of the restrooms, it was a sold-out show, and the line for the men's room was super long.
The "gentleman" in front of me, who appeared to be in his late 20s or early 30s, had his own theory for how to get the line to move faster:
"USE THE SINK! GO IN THE SINK! THE SINK! USE THE SINK!"...
This dude probably shouted this same message a couple dozen times in the 15 minutes it took for us to get inside the bathroom.
Once we were inside, nobody was using the sink. Even the dude didn't use the sink.
"There's plenty of sinks open," he lamely said, as he used a urinal.
Do people actually use the sink?(Baltimore Sun photo by Jed Kirschbaum)