I poo for martyrs.

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Welcome Senator Larry Craig!

Poop shacka lacka lacka
Poop shacka lacka lacka

Many years ago there was a bit of poetry on the bathroom wall of the bar at the MIA. Can't remember the name of the bar. You know, the one with the Creation of Life replica on the ceiling... Anyway, the poem talked of purple feathers and it was such a bittersweet image. Like faded pictures of a costume party with friends you never see anymore. I always meant to copy it down. But when I went back with a pen and paper it had been painted over.

My personal favorite was this little philosophical bit...

"If you could, would you? And if you did, how would you do it?"
Scrawled under it, a poetic response...
"Who gives a F***?"

Shortly after Dick Cheney went quail hunting years ago. In the Mitchell Courthouse. 4th fl by the elevators i think...

"Last time someone in a Presidential administration shot someone in the face, they got impeached!"

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Up to one third of the world's population is estimated to carry a Toxoplasma infection. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention notes that overall seroprevalence in the United States as determined with specimens collected by the National Health and Nutritional Examination Survey (NHANES) between 1999 and 2004 was found to be 10.8%, with seroprevalence among women of childbearing age (15 to 44 years) of 11%.

During the first few weeks, the infection typically causes a mild flu-like illness or no illness. After the first few weeks of infection have passed, the parasite rarely causes any symptoms in otherwise healthy adults. However, people with a weakened immune system, such as those infected with advanced HIV disease or those who are pregnant, may become seriously ill, and it can occasionally be fatal. The parasite can cause encephalitis (inflammation of the brain) and neurologic diseases and can affect the heart, liver, and eyes (chorioretinitis).

I ****** YOUR MOTHER

Go home dad, you're drunk

Some really bad greasy spoon outside of Louisville:

"Flush once. It's downhill to the kitchen."

"poops mcgoops was here"

Here I sit broken-hearted,
come to [ahem] but only [you get the picture].

Did you hear about the constipated mathmetician?
He worked it out with a pencil.

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Dyslexics of the world untie

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.