Mount Vernon is getting a sports bar
BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!
What did I tell you? What did I tell you??!?!?
I said Mount Vernon needs a sports bar. And so many of you laughed at me. Even my editor, Tim Swift, laughed at me.
Well, laugh no more. It's happening. A fancy Mount Vernon restaurant with a fancy name like Neo Viccino is closing and a sports bar is taking its place.
I told ryan97ou about this, since he suggested the topic in the first place, and his face melted.
He immediately started dreaming up ways to combine Mount Vernon's hipster attitude with a sports bar's meathead magnetism.
"I will wear skin tight black jeans, with a football jersey, and ride my single speed bike there with a beer helmet on," Ryan said.
That's genuis ...
But what about the important questions, like, is it possible to snidely chug a Miller Lite? Ryan thinks so:
"Yes, chug it and yell, "This beer was soooo 10 seconds ago."
Ryan and I made a pact to be the first two people through the doors the first day, bare-chested with face paint on.
What would they call it, I wonder? Fumbles? If they take the idea that jmgiordano and i developed and don't pay us for it, I'm suing them for everything they're worth. I'll take them to the cleaners -- and various other cliches!
So yeah, eat it, haters.*
*Now that I've said all this, you watch this place go under in six months.