So I checked out the new Looney's South
in Maple Lawn. What if I wrote the review in the voice of the average Looney's South patron?
It's pretty cool, bro. Tons of flat screens. Like, you can't even see the walls 'cause there's so many flat screens. They've got stage, too, man. Some band was playing. They were OK.
Hee hee. It was pretty crazy in there, though. Took me a while to find the place, too ...
I got lost in the labyrinth of faceless shopping plazas that is Columbia for a while. Since it's so new, the number for Looney's isn't listed yet. After a few tries, somebody finally picked up the phone at the Looney's in Canton and gave me the number for the Looney's in Maple Lawn.
Even then, I had to drive around a while before I found it, because it doesn't have a sign out front yet. That didn't stop hundreds of thirsty bar-goers from descending on the place, though. At 10 p.m., it was slammed. I think it shows you just how much the area needed a big sports bar.