Pong Bar
Since it's still legal to have beer pong, I think it's time to introduce my latest awesome bar idea: Pong Bar.
At Pong Bar, you can play beer pong, Ping-Pong and Pong, the Atari game. Our signature drink will be the Pong Tang -- vodka and tang in a martini glass, rimmed with salt and garnished with sardine.
Now that's what I call stylin' and profilin'.
I might even buy the pong that Michael Phelps smoked and put it in a jeweled display case behind the bar. Isn't that what they call those things? Pongs?
Hee hee.
Thanks to Patchen for the inspiration.
(AP photo)
Erik Maza is a features reporter at the Baltimore Sun. He writes for several sections of the Sun paper and contributes weekly columns on music and nightlife. He also writes and edits the Midnight Sun blog. He often covers entertainment, business, and the business of entertainment. Occasionally, he writes about Four Loko, The Block, the liquor board, and those who practice "
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Posted by: Tim Lumber | February 12, 2009 1:45 AM