Midnight Sun's presidential endorsement
After much deliberation, calculation and libation, we at Midnight Sun have reached a unanimous decision on one of our nation's most important issues -- the presidential election.
As you well know, this election will shape our country for years to come. It is a crucial time for America, and there are tough decisions to be made. On that note, we are proud to announce Midnight Sun's presidential endorsement ...
From the start, the captain's slogan -- "Party Without the Politics!" -- struck a chord with us. We knew he had something special to offer America.
As this race has unfolded, we came to see the captain as a deliciously smooth and spicy candidate who could lead this country in the right direction.
We like everything the captain stands for, from the two-day work week (and five-day weekend) to "making sure the party is hot hot hot" to drinking responsibly ("captain's orders").
Midnight Sun also admires the captain's rustic fashion sensibility and swashbuckling approach to politics.
The following video should help you make up your mind.
(Photo from Captain Morgan's Flickr page)