
Erik Maza is a features reporter at the Baltimore Sun. He writes for several sections of the Sun paper and contributes weekly columns on music and nightlife. He also writes and edits the Midnight Sun blog. He often covers entertainment, business, and the business of entertainment. Occasionally, he writes about Four Loko, The Block, the liquor board, and those who practice "
simulated sex with a potted palm tree." Before The Sun, he was a reporter at the Miami New Times. He's also written for Miami magazine, the Orlando Sentinel, the Sarasota Herald Tribune and the Gainesville Sun. Got tips? Gripes? Pitches? He's reachable at
erik.maza@baltsun.com. Click
here to keep up with the dumb music he's listening to.
Midnight Sun covers Baltimore music, live entertainment, and nightlife news. On the blog, you'll find, among other things, concert announcements, breaking news, bars closings and openings, up-to-date coverage of crime in nightlife, new music, round-the-clock coverage of Virgin Mobile FreeFest, handy guides on bars staying open past 2 a.m. on New Year's Eve and those that carry Natty Boh on draft. Recurring features include seven-day nightlife guides, Concert News, guest reviews of bars and concerts, Wednesday Corkboard, and photo galleries, as well as reader-submitted photos. Thanks for reading.
Comments
big deal!
Posted by: Anonymous | October 20, 2008 5:45 PM
Ronson is an absolutely horrid DJ... Her brother Mark used to be tight, but has also completely lost his chops.
Posted by: eCommerce Consultant | October 20, 2008 6:10 PM
What a gorgeous woman! Samantha is lucky, cause I would love to have Lindsay!
Posted by: Slick Steve | October 20, 2008 6:23 PM
Have you heard Sam DJ? How horrid could she B? As long as she has good songs she should be good to go!
There is definite chemistry between them and its obvious they really care for each other. So let em be.
They are a HOT ticket right now too. Power couple- youngest and most famous out Bi-sexual/lesbian- love Ellen and Portia but these two are it right now. Life is short and so is fame for many- they should put some money away and enjoy themselves. Most folks are jealous on some level.
And Lindsay is take your breath away beautiful- she is gorgeous! That girls has a double portion of IT- what ever IT is...she's fascinating and talented.
Posted by: boo | October 21, 2008 1:19 AM
And Lindsay is take your breath away beautiful- she is gorgeous! That girls has a double portion of IT- what ever IT is...she's fascinating and talented.
i think the double portion of IT, is on her chest.
Posted by: Allan | October 21, 2008 9:23 AM
Blasted! the train has left town!
Posted by: Keith | October 21, 2008 12:42 PM
Come on ride that train....CHOO CHO!!!!! Maybe next time the train is in town I can hop on...
Posted by: Bignose | October 21, 2008 1:04 PM
the TRAIN!
the KongStuff Express!!!
Posted by: Keith | October 21, 2008 1:11 PM
Lindsey Lohan Ballsharkin in the debths of Samantha Ronson at the Harbor......hope she brought her swim floats
Posted by: Bignose | October 21, 2008 1:15 PM
I'd BALLSHARK the both of them!
Posted by: Satan | October 21, 2008 1:18 PM
image Ronson with addon and me...
Eiffle Tower in Baltimore.
Posted by: keith | October 21, 2008 1:20 PM
Lohan is mad hot, but i would rather leave it up in Jim's mom.
Posted by: keith | October 21, 2008 1:36 PM
Who's that dude next to Lohan?
Posted by: Red Bully | October 21, 2008 2:15 PM
that DUDE is Bignose's sock puppet....
a hand from the bottom and spackle on the grill.
Posted by: keith | October 21, 2008 2:18 PM
You leave my mom out of this Keith. Let's focus on the issue at hand.
1) The shady guy on the left
2) And those two gigantic tumors on Lohan's chest.
Posted by: Red Bully | October 21, 2008 2:24 PM
Yes that is me next to Lindsey She thinks I am Samantha but she is in for a suprise when she visits the land down under.......Put em out Put em out!!!!!
Posted by: bignose | October 21, 2008 2:24 PM
Only you cant prevent forest fires...
Posted by: Nappy Dugout Supreme | October 21, 2008 2:27 PM
They forgot to put in this blog that Lohans Mom was in bmore friday night!!! She was at my house waxing my car..
Posted by: bignose | October 21, 2008 2:30 PM
She was waxin' my dolphin!
Posted by: Satan | October 21, 2008 2:32 PM
i just want to put my head on those lovely tumors and remind her what trunk butt really is.
Posted by: Redbully = AIDZ | October 21, 2008 2:34 PM
Lohan..in the syphalis capital of the world....coincidence....I think not. At least there's something other than that Phelps character runnin around.
Posted by: Red Bully | October 21, 2008 2:38 PM
Phelps...... Lohan.... hmmm....
one swims like a fish and the other eats it...
COINCIDENCE?
Posted by: keith | October 21, 2008 2:42 PM
Phelps....thats the little boy in the picture with Lohan??
Posted by: BigNose | October 21, 2008 2:49 PM
who let all the 13 year olds comment?
Posted by: colleen.baltimore | October 21, 2008 3:07 PM
Who let the people that have enough time to write that message on this blog? You are obviously doing just as little as we are.
Posted by: BigNose | October 21, 2008 3:15 PM
Colleen! Help! This post unleashed an avalanche of immature, insulting and deviously funny comments. The teenagers have me cornered! HELP!
Posted by: Sam Sessa | October 21, 2008 3:15 PM
you gotta stop showing them [photos of lindsay's chest]! Even my seemingly mature boyfriend was gawking at the pic of lezlo's breasts! Whatcha gonna do? :)
Posted by: colleen.baltimore | October 21, 2008 3:24 PM
Lindsay is hot as hell.
http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=3558
(NSFW)
Posted by: bob | October 21, 2008 4:44 PM
attractive, great hooters - otherwise uselesss news of a has been
Posted by: karlosi | October 21, 2008 9:14 PM
Hmmmm.....have absolutely no opinion on the original topic but the comments are hilarious and way more interesting.
I guess Lohan is as exciting as that curly haired guy from American Idol (I really can't remember his name but he looks like Jonah Hill).
Posted by: Jade Fox | October 22, 2008 12:34 AM
And were back!!!
Posted by: BigNose | October 22, 2008 8:25 AM
I think you are talking about Carot Top...he was on American Idol wasnt he??
Posted by: Bignose | October 22, 2008 8:49 AM
I'm glad we could spice up this blog. As for referencing us as teenagers, exactly how many teenagers that you know visit baltimoresun.com? Immature as we may be, a good laugh is all we are looking for. Mission Accomplished. Just ask you boyfriend and the editor.
Posted by: Red Bully | October 22, 2008 9:05 AM
i believe we should have more images of the peaks of poon to review during business hours...
giggity.
Posted by: keith | October 22, 2008 9:21 AM
i believe we should have more images to review during business hours...
giggity.
Posted by: Enter the Donkey Punch | October 22, 2008 9:28 AM
Was anyone actually there Friday that might have something useful to say? I want to know if she was hammered and staggering around everywhere like usual.
Posted by: Mike | October 22, 2008 11:16 AM
And now time for the celeb gossip blogging geek to weigh in. When Phelps was in the Olympics, apparently he made comments about having a crush on La Lohan - and she was texting him good luck and all that, prompting rumors that SaMANtha was getting jealous and annoyed... reference earlier Phelps coincidence comment, and maybe La Lohan is going back into the closet.
There are also rumors that SaMANtha proposed whist recently in Mexico, so if anyone was there and happened to notice her ring finger, please weigh in.
Posted by: AC | October 22, 2008 12:09 PM
Hey Red, BigNose and Keith, I think a little toilet bowl humor was just what the doctor ordered.
Posted by: Sam Sessa | October 22, 2008 12:15 PM
Are these two friends or a couple? Looks like Lohan and a geeky boyfriend.
Posted by: Stebbin | October 22, 2008 12:16 PM
Chris Singh
Posted by: JD | October 22, 2008 12:52 PM
Yes yes toilet bowl humor is the best kind of humor.....helps get through work day!!!!
Posted by: BigNose | October 22, 2008 12:59 PM
Wait a second, Mike, when did childish humor become pointless? And even she was hammered stumbling around, what's wrong with that? Don't act like you haven't been there..
Posted by: Red Bully | October 22, 2008 1:12 PM
I was there on Friday and she and her man friend where sitting on my LAP!!!!!! BYHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAA
Posted by: Bignose | October 22, 2008 1:39 PM
Come to find out her man friend HE was a SHE!!!! I was drunk and you know them drunk googles will get cha every time
Posted by: BigNose | October 22, 2008 1:41 PM
redbully....
"And even she was hammered stumbling around, what's wrong with that? Don't act like you haven't been there.."
sounds as though one has years of experience doing this.... possibly waking up with sailors? old sea captains? perveyors of the laptop motorboat?
Posted by: Enter the Donkey Punch | October 22, 2008 1:47 PM
Question is, why was BigNose paying attention to the he/she rather than the milk factory? Can't blame the alcohol for everything now can you? By the way, if you were there...syphalis makes you lose your mind....FYI
Posted by: Red Bully | October 22, 2008 1:48 PM
Donkey Punch, that's none of you buisness and I'll have you stay out of my personal affairs...besides...if you don't remember.....it didn't happen...
Posted by: Red Bully | October 22, 2008 1:52 PM
The Milk Factory was an open door I was in an out all night but the he/she started attacking me and I was confused....so i went back in for more milk....
Posted by: BigNOse | October 22, 2008 1:53 PM
hey red and big nose... i see you have returned to the seen of the crime.... motorboats, poon peaks, toilet humor, and the rusty gillespi....
is there nothing you wont bring up?
i dont suppose you have those reports for me do ya?
Posted by: Keith | October 22, 2008 1:53 PM
Yeah Yeah I got the reports now let me get back to the Milk Factory and Motorboat
Posted by: BigNose | October 22, 2008 1:56 PM
Sam, we need you to join the fray. It's just sad and pathetic if we don't get a response....well....MORE sad and pathetic anyway.....Keith was Donkey Punch don't let him fool you.
Posted by: Red Bully | October 22, 2008 1:57 PM
Who is Chris Singh? He sounds Indian or Pakistani.
Posted by: Stebbin | October 22, 2008 2:01 PM
"keith was donkey punch"
yeah.... Red Bully, umm yeah.... i'm going to need you to work on saturday.... and while your at it...
tell your mom i'm coming by and expect her to have taken a shower this time.
Posted by: Keith | October 22, 2008 2:03 PM
i want to wear lohan on my face like a gas mask!
Posted by: Trashcan Williams | October 22, 2008 2:05 PM
Despite all the rumors you here on the news the picture above is actually Me and Lindsay........I am just sick and tired of people thinking I am a girl that looks like a Boy.....Can you accept me for who I am!!!!!!
Posted by: BigNose | October 22, 2008 2:05 PM
I'm not gonna lie then BigNose.....You are hideous...as for you Keith.....you get what you pay for....
Posted by: Red Bully | October 22, 2008 2:17 PM
Are you sure this wasn't at the Hippo instead of Mosaic?
Posted by: Kweerb8 | October 22, 2008 2:17 PM
Are you sure this wasn't at the Hippo instead of Mosaic?
Posted by: Kweerb8 | October 22, 2008 2:18 PM
Nah I'm just kidding thats totally a boy in that pic
Posted by: BigNose | October 22, 2008 2:18 PM
Are you sure you weren't at the Hippo instead of Mosaic???
Posted by: QueerB8 | October 22, 2008 2:19 PM
Red Bully,
“...syphilis makes you lose your mind....FYI”
I’ve photos of what long term syphilis does to the brain. It turns into something that looks like used coffee grinds that fill only about two thirds to the brain cavity.
I believe it causes dementia: “severe impairment or loss of intellectual capacity and personality integration, due to the loss of or damage to neurons in the brain.” From Dictionary.com
Posted by: Anonymous | October 22, 2008 2:20 PM
Keith? You're Donkey Punch? Red Bully just pulled back the curtain ... OH SNAP!
Posted by: Sam Sessa | October 22, 2008 2:20 PM
is lohan the milk factory?
Posted by: karlosi | October 22, 2008 2:22 PM
QueerB i was at the hippo dont you remember seeing me there....I saw you there with one of those tranny hookers from calvert street...
Posted by: BigNose | October 22, 2008 2:23 PM
i can neither confirm nor deny my participation in Project Donkey Punch.
the only curtain Red is pulling back is the one in his Salli Home Maker playhouse...
He and nose are quite the couple....
Posted by: Keith | October 22, 2008 2:26 PM
Oh yeah she definately is the MIlk Factory...thats what we called her back in high school.
Posted by: BigNose | October 22, 2008 2:26 PM
Nose... that isnt nice at all! you leave B8 alone... its no ones business if they were there with your "Aunt"....
"S"he is a wonderful guy when she tucks it back.
Posted by: Keith | October 22, 2008 2:29 PM
Now we're cookin. All kinds of input that further degrade this fine article. Sam, you've made the working communies' day that much better. I look foward to your next article....By the way, awesome use of 'OH SNAP'
...........................................................................BigNose has bigger breasts than Lohan's he-she..........
Posted by: Red Bully | October 22, 2008 2:30 PM
mud will be flung non stop at everyone - shields up
Posted by: karlosi | October 22, 2008 2:30 PM
Yes.
Lohan = Milk = Lactose Intolerance = Me throwing up on dem big cans.
but it's worth the mess.
Posted by: Keith | October 22, 2008 2:31 PM
Yes this was all in good fun and I thank everyone for their particiaption in the Make the Day go by fast debouchary posts....Thank you Bmore....You guys are the BEST.....
And yes my Breast are bigger than Lohans
Posted by: BigNose | October 22, 2008 2:34 PM
BigNose has bigger breasts than Lohan's he-she..........
that's true but EVERYONE has bigger breast that Lohan's he-she
Posted by: karlosi | October 22, 2008 2:38 PM
Ok ok no more about my breast thats a sensitive issue for me =-)
Posted by: BigNose | October 22, 2008 2:47 PM
Red's grandmom's breast arent bigger... they're kinda concave... like an inverted snow cone..
wish marshmallow.
Posted by: Keith | October 22, 2008 2:53 PM
Like I said, you get what you pay for...
If you want tig ole biddies, BigNose is cheap....real cheap....
Posted by: Red Bully | October 22, 2008 2:57 PM
Not as cheap as Red Bully's father
Posted by: BigNose | October 22, 2008 3:02 PM
karlosi wrote: "mud will be flung non stop at everyone - shields up"
I don't believe that is mud.
Posted by: Trouble | October 24, 2008 7:56 AM
Wow!! It's crazy all the Bi- sexual chicks have come out. That's Cool! That's Hot! lol
Posted by: rlen | October 25, 2008 11:45 AM
Wow!! It's crazy all the Bi- sexual chicks have come out. That's Cool! That's Hot! lol
Posted by: rlen | October 25, 2008 11:46 AM
LOL! You guys are too funny :-) I have to admit that Lindsay really is very cute right now at the ripe old age of what? 22? Therefore, I will concur with earlier comments that Lilo should go for it and live it up while she can ... because with all that drug use, tanning and her genetic predisposition towards hideocrity its a given that in less than a decade the poor thing will look like a 60 year old trans-sexual. Have you ever seen her mom? AAARRRGGGHHH! The woman is only 43 ... but a walking add against drug use, tanning beds and smoking!
Posted by: totalvicky | October 25, 2008 1:49 PM
ITs great that all the Bi-sexual chicks have come out ....
Posted by: xziy | October 25, 2008 10:08 PM
ITs great that all the Bi-sexual chicks have come out ....
How come no bi-guys mentioned? A Yang to lohan's Ying.
Posted by: charlotta | October 27, 2008 2:00 PM
She have a nice breasts, i want too ^^. She's dateing with girls...? OMG
Posted by: Breastfast | October 21, 2010 6:57 AM
The best part about this thread is that everyone is commenting on an article that's two years old. Brava gentlemen, brava.
Posted by: Rusty Gillespie | October 22, 2010 12:59 PM
I think Breastfast's comment, while spam, was still one of the funnier ones I've read on Midnight Sun.
Posted by: Sam Sessa | October 25, 2010 10:08 AM