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Someone named Homer's Ghost left this comment under my 'I'm coming for you Homer' post:
"Too late."
Is it really too late? I need to know, before I leave $10 all willy-nilly at some random coffee shop. It is entirely possible that Homer has perished. The last time we heard from his kidnappers, he was being boiled alive.
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Comments
Who is Homer?
Posted by: Sue Hopper | September 30, 2008 12:30 PM
I cannot believe we are negotiating with terrorists. I thought you stood for something, Sessa!
Posted by: JTK | September 30, 2008 12:41 PM
So what happened?
Posted by: bryanintimonium | October 1, 2008 2:57 PM
we sent youse instructions. why didn't you post them? youse trying to make us mad? youse trying to make us hurt homer some more? and don't try to finger us for the other missing simpsons...we's aint got nothing to do with it. we's just want to swap u the dough for the fat man.
Posted by: bad guyz | October 3, 2008 3:29 PM
Simpsons - missing, hiding or retreated to a Springfield safe house?
Posted by: Stebbin | October 3, 2008 6:42 PM
What ever happened to Homer?
Posted by: Remoh | February 2, 2010 8:47 AM