Lager's Pub responds to the letter!
Sigh of relief.
I'll admit -- I was a little worried the folks at Lager's Pub would read the letter and book I sent them, freak out and sue us.
Here's the letter I received from Lager's, which was actually posted as a comment ...
As a former patron, neighbor and new owner of Lagers in Canton, I appreciate the material and cover letter your recently sent us. Thank you!
In the likes of Britney Spears, and Paris Hilton, we at Lagers love being notorious for our sexiness. This of course includes our lascivious customers which after a few too many, will do just about anything (and yes, I'm speaking from experience). Maybe that comment you reference in your letter was about me? Cool.
Now if our sexiness makes the un-date-able hate us, hate on hater!
On another note, to those that love pro-football, Lagers is without a doubt the best place to watch all your favorite NFL teams on any given Sunday.
This is a proud Ravens bar, but as a Steelers Fan, I personally love to challenge my neighbors and colleagues on their knowledge of the game. I am always disappointed with the lack of basic football knowledge and fan fickleness displayed by our Ravens enthusiasts.
Finally, I believe to truly understand something you need to experience it first hand. So, for those of you that have not yet frequented Lagers on a weekend, just one thing to tell you- "WARNING- IT GETS SEXY IN HERE!"