Here I am!
Bam!
Ain't I good lookin'?
And all the ladies swoon.
But seriously folks, if ya wanna see my real mug, all you do is click on the following link.
But if you don't want to see what I really look like, don't click on it.
And don't pick up a paper or come to the soiree. Ever again. Because I'm gonna be there. In person.
So for the curious, here I am ...
(AP photo)
Who's this sexy man?
Hee hee.
I actually think I look kind of schmoopy in this picture.
But I'm certainly not going to blame Baltimore Sun Photographer Lloyd Fox.
Maybe I'm just a Schmoopy Guy.
S.G., if you will.
Or at least, S.G. when I'm in the office. When I'm out and about, I put on my party face. Scroll down and you will see what I'm talkin' 'bout.
(Hint: This is what tiger was talking about yesterday.)
Erik Maza is a features reporter at the Baltimore Sun. He writes for several sections of the Sun paper and contributes weekly columns on music and nightlife. He also writes and edits the Midnight Sun blog. He often covers entertainment, business, and the business of entertainment. Occasionally, he writes about Four Loko, The Block, the liquor board, and those who practice "
Comments
Is the bottom picture "Bar Mode Sessa"?
Posted by: Drew from Greektown | August 7, 2008 2:53 PM
The bouncers at FuL now have your picture, Sessa! The gig is up!
Posted by: bryanintimonium | August 7, 2008 3:01 PM
Sam and his evil twin...
Posted by: K | August 7, 2008 3:03 PM
wow. what happened to the chill guy with the beard and whiskey? ;)
Posted by: JMGiordano | August 7, 2008 3:25 PM
What does "schmoopy" mean? Do you mean in the Seinfeld context?
Posted by: BA | August 7, 2008 3:48 PM
Dad??
Posted by: Sturmy | August 7, 2008 4:30 PM
Drew from Greektown just rushed out to buy that shirt
Posted by: Smith | August 7, 2008 5:06 PM
Geezus, you are gorgeous.
Posted by: JTK | August 8, 2008 12:58 AM
The bouncers at Mothers have your pic now as well I will make sure to print both SG and Bar mode pics...
Sam I'll be on the lookout at V Fest for you as well...I'll be at the North Stage on Saturday and Roaming the infield on Sunday
Posted by: WheelSee | August 8, 2008 8:54 AM
Don't lie. Thats your high school yearbook photo!
You're not fooling anyone.
Posted by: Rich J. | August 8, 2008 1:03 PM
Sam,
Did someone say ah, or practicising to play the Wolfman. Either way your dentist wants screen credit.
What is it with Smith and Greektown Drew?
Posted by: GDA | August 9, 2008 6:18 PM