Some snarky overheards
I was skimming Mobtown Shank yesterday and started thinking.
What if I could make up an Overheard that would sum up a neighborhood?
So I came up with faux, snarky Overheards for a few Baltimore neighborhoods.
If you have any you'd like to contribute, please feel free.
Here are mine ...
In Hampden, where even short people look down on you:
"Have you heard the new Steve and Estelle?"
In Fells Point, where bums outnumber bars:
"Hey bud, you got a dollar?"
In Federal Hill, where two brain cells is too many:
"Here, bra, lemme pop that collar for ya."
In Canton, where 30 is the new 20:
"Are seven pairs of flip flops too many for one dude?"
In the Inner Harbor, where chain stores and restaurants are the only option:
"OMG! The dolphin totally just splashed me! LOL!"
In Harbor East, where Whole Foods is the place to see and be seen:
"I totally can't tell you had work done."