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April 11, 2008

Sam Sessa = mad scientist?

Since my previous attempt at sampling the mystical, mythical bacon vodka failed miserably, I have taken it upon myself to concoct the mixture in my home laboratory.

I, Sam Sessa, will make bacon vodka.

Some of you have dared doubt it.

Some of you said it tastes like trash.

I will prove you wrong.

I will make the best batch of bacon vodka the world has ever seen ...

And then test it.

On myself.

Or possibly my roommate Patchen.

Either way, the world will never be the same.

(Photo by Andre F. Chung/Sun Photographer) 

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Posted by Sam Sessa at 1:36 PM | | Comments (4)
Categories: Random stuff


Sam, er...what is that a photo of?

Is that legal? Moonshine Sam!

Home lab, eh? I'm emailing Patchen...immediately!

"...Which brings me to my next point, kids- Don't smoke crack" -LT

Really, Sam, I tried it. Its not good. I couldn't hold it down, and not cause it had vodka in it. Maybe you have to prove it to yourself, but some things don't go together.

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