Federal Hill needs Jumbo Slice
Why won't someone open a pizza joint that serves cheap massive slices 'til late at night in Federal Hill?
I was at Maria D's on Light Street this past Saturday around 2:30 a.m. eating some of their pepperoni pizza and wishing it was Jumbo Slice.
Maria D's just doesn't cut it for me.
I need, love and long for Jumbo Slice.
If you've ever been out in Adams Morgan, you know what I'm talking about.
So big. So delicious.
I mean, you only get four Jumbo Slices out of a large pizza. You need two paper plates just to hold one.
The cheese, sauce and crust don't have to be top-notch, either.
D.C. has a bunch of spots where you can get Jumbo Slice quick and cheap.
Federal Hill is under-served.
Somebody please start serving Jumbo Slice. You'll make millions.