Homer is gone!
Terrible news: My magnetic Homer has been kidnapped!
Some evil sneak swiped him Thursday morning.
A note was left at the scene.
It read: "Sam, If u ever want Homer back, please get $5 in small bills ready for his ransom. We will let u know where to meet us. Don't contact the police ... Or else!"
It was signed "Bad guys."
After a careful scent analysis of the note, I determined the person who wrote it does not use fragrant hand lotion.
That leads me to believe the culprit has chapped, flaky skin.
The caper may also have something to do with the Whoopee cushion I placed under Dan Thanh Dang's seat cover a couple days ago.
What should I do? Where should I turn?
(Photo by me)