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Fab Five Friday

Sometimes I gripe about how hard it is to come up with these lists.

This one wrote itself.

Heck, my first nightlife column for The Sun was how to dodge meatheads in Federal Hill.

So here it is: The five biggest meathead hangouts in all of Baltimore. 

1. Magerk's Pub and Grill, 1061 S. Charles St.

Yo, bartender, lemme get a round of Miller Lites and some shots of Cuervo for the ladies.

2. Mad River Bar and Grille, 1110 S. Charles St. (pictured)

As the bartender told Casper's friend, "This is Mad River, bro." ...

3. The Bay Cafe, 2809 Boston St. #439

Because who needs Ocean City when the beaches and babes are right here in Bmore? 

4. The Greene Turtle, 722 S. Broadway

Meathead 1: "Dude, you totally just spilled Miller Lite all over my pink button-down Geoffrey Beane shirt."
Meathead 2: "Sorry, bra." 

5. Angels Rock Bar, 34 Market Place, Power Plant Live

Where meatheads go to pretend they're tough. 

Honorable Mention goes to the late, great Baja Beach Club.

(Photo by Andre F. Chung/Sun Photographer)

Comments

You could have just lumped Power Plant all-in-one, or at least the old PP bars of Bar of Baltimore, McFadden's, Baja Beach Club, and Have a Nice Day. I'd leave out Howl at the Moon, since meatheads generally avoid places that have pianos.

sweet, now I know where to go to get myself free drinks bought by Penn State grads...

Bro! Some ideas:
Top Five Girl Bartenders
Top Five Places to Go When You Don't Want to Drink
Top Five Activities That Go with Drinking Somewhere

Thanks for posting a list of places to avoid on St. Fratty's Day!!

Sam...could you link to that avoiding meatheads story?

Ben, sure, I'll dig it up. Might take me a day or two.

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About Sam

I've been The Sun's nightlife and local entertainment reporter for a couple years, and it's surprising how much the scene has grown in that time. Most of Baltimore's bars and clubs are unpretentious places with fairly cheap drinks and plenty of character. I like dancing and think this city needs more clubs, but nothing beats having a cold, locally brewed beer with friends in a comfortably full corner bar.

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