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January 16, 2008

Funny buttons!

By now, you may have noticed the bar of colorful, funny-looking buttons right below the comments link on every post.

What do they do, you might be wondering.

Well, I'm not sure. But I'm told that every time you click on them, my power grows.

But I'm not the only one who benefits.

If you're bald and you click on them, a hair sprouts somewhere on your scalp.*

If you're chubby and you click on them, one fat cell disappears forever.*

So, please, click away. 

*Neither of these effects are clinically proven. They may even be lies.  

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Posted by Sam Sessa at 11:52 AM | | Comments (7)
Categories: Random stuff


looks like more shameless advertising nonsense to me!

SS2, why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?

Why don't you dig how beautiful it is here at Midnight Sun?

Why don't you say something righteous and hope for a change?

hey sam, which button do i click for a beer to instantly appear on my desk?!

only I have access to that button, dan thanh.

I hit the "F" button and my computer froze.

Your reach is far and expansive, Sam Sessa. Your skills are complete, indeed you are powerful as the Emperor has foreseen.

' wanna hear my other dog imitations?'

oddball was a trip

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Erik Maza is a features reporter at the Baltimore Sun. He writes for several sections of the Sun paper and contributes weekly columns on music and nightlife. He also writes and edits the Midnight Sun blog. He often covers entertainment, business, and the business of entertainment. Occasionally, he writes about Four Loko, The Block, the liquor board, and those who practice "simulated sex with a potted palm tree." Before The Sun, he was a reporter at the Miami New Times. He's also written for Miami magazine, the Orlando Sentinel, the Sarasota Herald Tribune and the Gainesville Sun. Got tips? Gripes? Pitches? He's reachable at Click here to keep up with the dumb music he's listening to.

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