Dining@Large contest results
You were asked to come up with a literary-inspired name for a BBQ restaurant adjacent to an Irish Pub named Finnegan's Lake.
Later, we found out that the Irish Pub is actually named Finnegan's Wake (zzzzzzzz), or, Finnegans Wake - we'll see where the apostrophe lands.
We also found out that the BBQ restaurant in fact has a name, too. - the Dark Horse Saloon (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz)
No matter. Your names are so much better. Take pride in them.
My favorite name for a BBQ restaurant, regardless of contest rules, is:
Summer and Smoke, submitted by Joel, is a GREAT NAME for a BBQ restaurant. It just is. (Actually, Joel submitted Summar and Smoke, which I guessed was a typo but maybe I missed something.)
Charlotte's Weber, submitted by unbelievaboh, made me laugh and laugh. (Actually, unbelievaboh sumbitted Charlotte's Webber, which I guessed was a typo.)
In general I ended up liking the submissions that had nothing to do with Joyce but instead looked for inspiration to American Southern literature. I think if you had to name the James Joyce of the American South, it'd be William Faulkner.
The winning entry:
Pylon the Meat, submitted by Ted.
(I'd want to change it to, simply, Pylon)
Congratulations, Ted. I'll be in touch about getting you your copy of Weber's Time to Grill.








Comments
Yes! My English degree got me something besides a lifetime of underemployment!
I've alerted your alumni magazine
Posted by: Ted | May 12, 2011 1:34 PM
If they want to be true to Joyce, they will leave out the apostrophe and call it "Finnegans Wake," as he did.
Posted by: Dahlink | May 12, 2011 3:01 PM
Dahlink - but then they would also need to leave all punctuation from the menu and descriptions. Just think - a stream of onsciousness menu! One would probably need to make their dining choices before sampling the cocktails.
Posted by: MC | May 12, 2011 3:45 PM
I guess I picked the wrong American South Author (and yes, Summar was a typo).
it was my favorite overall name but it needed a punning element for the contest.
Posted by: Joel | May 12, 2011 3:55 PM
Sweet Molly Bloom! It is not a matter of leaving out an apostrophe or writing without punctuation. It has only one correct title and spelling. The title of Joyce's novel is a perfect representation of the incredibly clever and funny intertextual references. For me, it is a masterpiece of poetry. I don't consider it a prose work, more of an atomic bomb of modern poetry. The kind of layering of references and experimentation with language happens only in the rarest and best modern and po-mo poetry.
For me it has a lot in common with Dante's Divina Comedia, because of the layers and layers of references.
Wiki-wiki:
"Finnegan's Wake" [a song] is famous for providing the basis of James Joyce's final work, Finnegans Wake (1939), in which the comic resurrection of Tim Finnegan is employed as a symbol of the universal cycle of life. As whiskey, the "water of life", causes both Finnegan's death and resurrection in the ballad, so the word "wake" also represents both a passing (into death) and a rising (from sleep). Joyce removed the apostrophe in the title of his novel in order to suggest an active process in which a multiplicity of "Finnegans", that is, all members of humanity, fall and then wake and arise.
Here is page one of the work:
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of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to
Howth Castle and Environs.
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Have I finished the book? Hell, no. Have I tried? Several times. Will I die and never finish it? Probably. The only person I know of that finished the book was Sylia Plath and we all know how that ended.
I once read that Joyce thought the book didn't have a linear framework and that the ideal format for the work was something like a 360° Rolodex, so that one could start anywhere. In fact, the last line of the book connects with the first line to explicitly create a circular work.
The last line:
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First line:
riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend
of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to
See?
James Joyce is not e. e. cummings.
Posted by: Finnegans Nachos | May 12, 2011 5:28 PM
I read it all--many years ago. And for my own pleasure and edification. I can't claim to have understood every single word, but I did let the words wash over me, delicious multi-lingual portmanteau words, which is what I suspect Joyce intended.
Posted by: Dahlink | May 12, 2011 7:38 PM