Results of Contest # 2 -- Misguided Celebrity Restaurants
In Contest # 2 we asked you to create a misguided celebrity restaurant.
The entries were funny, so I needed help again.
I brought in Larry Noto. I think Larry Noto knows funny when he sees it. He is the featured act next weekend at the Comedy Factory Outlet, so see for yourself.
Actually, Larry and I ended up responding to same entries, the ones that used a bit of sweet word play to create a downright alarming thing -- more inductive than deductive. Or the other way around.
Here they are:
Ricki's Lake Trout -- submitted by M&M
Congratulations, M& M -- I'll be in touch about your prize -- "Christmas with the Ratpack"
Soleil Moon Fries -- Punky Brewster Cogburn
Mama Grizzly's PubHouse Enjoy menu of freshly hunted game while taking in wonderful view of Russia from our rooftop deck -- The Brash Elephant
Paul McCartney's BeatleJuice Bar Sir Paul thinks he's the main attraction, but everyone keeps ordering the Lennonade -- Zevonists
Pelosi's Pork Palace Nancy: But we're completely kosher. There isn't any pork here. Really! We wouldn't spend money on barrels of pork. Of COURSE not. Besides, we'll we have to sell the entrees so we can find out what's in them...you know...like the health care bill... -- Karen