Contest #4 -- Halloweenization
VOLT!! Hair-raising cuisine
Cinghouly -- we'll seat you in our Ghosteria. Forever
In this contest, you are to take an area restaurant and Halloween-ize it. Mangle the name somehow (subtlety'd be so lovely), and supply its scary slogan, catchphrase, or what have you.
You have until Midnight tonight. Enter as many times as you like, but one entry per post, please.
big big thanks to Sluggo for this contest suggestion
Comments
Brewer's Heart - Still beating after all these years.
Posted by: Lissa | October 27, 2010 7:24 AM
Ruth Crypt Stake House. Where dinner is a grave undertaking.
Posted by: Michael A. Gray | October 27, 2010 8:03 AM
The Melt In Pot - Bring someone you don't like...
Posted by: Lorna Doon | October 27, 2010 8:30 AM
Victoria Ghastly Pub - We really DO have Prince Albert in a can.
Posted by: Zevonista | October 27, 2010 8:36 AM
Ooooo, this is spooktacular!!!
Posted by: Abraham Moss | October 27, 2010 8:40 AM
Mr. Brain's Fun House - "Top pick!" (Rob Zombie, new Sun food critic)
Posted by: zevonista | October 27, 2010 9:07 AM
Hell Manned – Devilishly delicious dishes that have been laden with fiery spices roasted over an open flame.
Posted by: Dontay Nickelback | October 27, 2010 9:41 AM
Pazza Lunatic
Crazy food for crazy people.
Posted by: MC | October 27, 2010 9:42 AM
Foghoul de Chow
How dead is your meat?
Posted by: MC | October 27, 2010 9:45 AM
Abazombie Final Foods
Your server will be with you shortly and for all eternity.
Posted by: MC | October 27, 2010 9:47 AM
The Laughing Pint ... OF BLOOD!
Posted by: Sam Sessa | October 27, 2010 10:56 AM
The Howl Bar
Posted by: Karen | October 27, 2010 11:09 AM
Beast at Four East
Posted by: Karen | October 27, 2010 11:11 AM
Ghoulden West
Posted by: Karen | October 27, 2010 11:12 AM
Tapas Diabalo
Posted by: Karen | October 27, 2010 11:14 AM
Batwater's
Posted by: Karen | October 27, 2010 11:15 AM
McCabre's
Posted by: Karen | October 27, 2010 11:22 AM
ARGH. I need more caffine. Apparentlly I forgot to past in the slogans. Will add them after lunch...
Posted by: Karen | October 27, 2010 11:28 AM
The Laughing Pint ... OF BLOOD!
Zink!
You guys are awesome. Karen, you're on a roll. Have a roast beast sandwich and a glass of Scardonnay and hit us with those slogans.
Posted by: Sluggo | October 27, 2010 11:38 AM
Annabel Lee
Posted by: charlie brown | October 27, 2010 11:53 AM
Stabatino's – Come for the salad, stay for eternity
Posted by: Abe Moss, Jr. | October 27, 2010 12:01 PM
Ghosteria da Amedeado – Try the painini!
Posted by: Umberto | October 27, 2010 12:16 PM
The Howl Bar – Where the ghosts-of-teetotalers-past ensure we are always out of at least half of what’s supposed to be on tap.
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Posted by: Karen | October 27, 2010 12:57 PM
Beast at Four East – We dare you to ask for substitutions.
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Posted by: Karen | October 27, 2010 12:58 PM
Ghoulden West – Stop by and eat… errr, meat… uh, darn it, MEET your neighbors.
such
Posted by: Karen | October 27, 2010 12:59 PM
Tapas Diabalo – Devilishly tiny portions at demonically high prices
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Posted by: Karen | October 27, 2010 1:00 PM
Batwater’s – Guano Garnishes are half price in October!
pain,
Posted by: Karen | October 27, 2010 1:02 PM
McCabre’s – Try the baby back ribs, made exclusively from locally-farm-raised babies!
sorry!
Posted by: Karen | October 27, 2010 1:03 PM
Well done Karen! Not a pain at all! ; )
Posted by: Trixie | October 27, 2010 1:07 PM
Loco Sombre - We take your crazy very seriously here. Feel free to use your chainsaw next door to slice through that mionster burger.
Posted by: Karen | October 27, 2010 1:07 PM
The Hearse You Came In On - Where nobody's breathing at 2am!
Posted by: MarkT | October 27, 2010 1:35 PM
Petit Luis XVI - Cake so good you'll lose you head
Posted by: Durham St | October 27, 2010 1:40 PM
The Ambassador Waiting Room - If you come by at midnight on Halloween you may see the ghosts of Louis and Edwina Mountbatten waiting to snag a seat on the veranda.
Posted by: Laura Lee | October 27, 2010 2:56 PM
Jack "The Ripper's" Bistro - a great dining and "girlfriend experience".
Posted by: EC diner | October 27, 2010 2:56 PM
The Whine Market - Screaming Good Times
Posted by: Joann | October 27, 2010 3:55 PM
The Organ Grille -Have it your way: Well done,medium, rare or raw
Posted by: Joann | October 27, 2010 3:58 PM
You peeps got game!
Posted by: Sluggo | October 27, 2010 4:19 PM
I am humbled...these entries are the best!
Maybe one of these places will see this and do a Halloween theme based on these.
Posted by: PCB Rob | October 27, 2010 6:06 PM
Corpse - Stop in for a cold one.
Posted by: Durham St | October 27, 2010 6:46 PM
There's something alive in...
The FunHouse
From the chef who brought you the texas Chainsaw Massacre!
Posted by: Bill | October 27, 2010 6:47 PM
Shooters--
Bang-up fun, the Baltimore way
Posted by: Rachel Lachow | October 27, 2010 8:49 PM
Dangerously Delicious Pies- Try one of Mrs. Lovett's new creations.
Posted by: Bill | October 27, 2010 9:54 PM
Creep Du Jour - "Each day you'll meet someone you'll regret"
Posted by: Thirsty Howell 111 | October 27, 2010 10:31 PM
Au Bon Pain - You'll love our rack.
Posted by: Curtis Bay | October 27, 2010 10:47 PM
Coldstone Crematorium - Fogo d'owl, our specialty.
Posted by: Curtis Bay | October 27, 2010 11:00 PM
Fogo d'owl, our specialty.
Mmmm.....
Posted by: B>) | October 28, 2010 8:32 AM
Suburban House of Horrors..Hannibal Lecter special.. Chopped Liver with side of Fava Beans
Posted by: scoutmoss | October 29, 2010 11:16 PM
Suburban House of Horrors..Hannibal Lecter special.. Chopped Liver with side of Fava Beans
Posted by: scoutmoss | October 29, 2010 11:16 PM
Suburban House of Horrors..Hannibal Lecter special.. Chopped Liver with side of Fava Beans
Posted by: scoutmoss | October 29, 2010 11:17 PM