Beefcake and steak
Ravens center Matt Birk, some unidentified teammates and their "celebrity friends" will play waiter for a night Monday at a $250-a-head, four-course dinner at Morton's The Steakhouse.
The sold-out event will raise money for Birk's HIKE Foundation, which provides at-risk Baltimore-area children with educational opportunities and support.
I think it could do good for another cause if the players would dress up like Hooters girls. That'd make some of us feel a whole lot better about that lingerie football nonsense.
Matt Birk will juggle footballs and steak orders Monday at Morton's. Morton's photo