Things I won't do after Feb. 19
Our Shallow Thought guru John Lindner is so good at this I don't understand why I didn't get him to write all my Top 10s. Here's John. EL
Things I won't do after Feb 19
1. Take pictures of my food
2. Feel guilty for not taking pictures of my food
3. Lose sleep trying to find the perfect word for "tastes funny."
4. Record Captcha phrases.
5. Confine Sugar Week to 7 days per year.
6. Be tempted to reconsider my stand on creamed corn.
7. Count comments.
8. Browse YouTube for the perfect bacon cheeseburger video.
9. Lose sleep trying to think of the 10th thing.