RoCK will work for food
One of my favorite parts of Robert of Cross Keys' fine Free Market Friday guest post today is that he felt he had to include the word "accidentally" in the last sentence. Here's RoCK. EL
On a recent trip to Portalli’s in Ellicott City, I step out of my normal menu routine and order a whole fish. ...
I go with the bronzino, which is frequently served whole. There is something to be said for this preparation. Not only does it preserve the texture and the flavor of the fish, but also there is a primitive satisfaction in eating something in its natural form … well, minus the guts.
I will admit that when eating a whole fish I’m not the most efficient eater. I’m picking off a little here and a little there, trying to get at the more accessible parts and making at least a half-hearted attempt at accessing the cheek.
The wife, even less familiar with whole fish, dives right in and ends up with a mouth full of bones. She immediately proclaims that whole fish should be filleted tableside.
If the fish were filleted, I have no doubt that more fish would end up in me than on the plate. Actually, the last time I had fish filleted tableside more fish did end up on me than on the plate because the server accidentally dropped the fish in my lap.
I will admit that when eating a whole fish I’m not the most efficient eater. I’m picking off a little here and a little there, trying to get at the more accessible parts and making at least a half-hearted attempt at accessing the cheek.
The wife, even less familiar with whole fish, dives right in and ends up with a mouth full of bones. She immediately proclaims that whole fish should be filleted tableside.
If the fish were filleted, I have no doubt that more fish would end up in me than on the plate. Actually, the last time I had fish filleted tableside more fish did end up on me than on the plate because the server accidentally dropped the fish in my lap.








Comments
RoCK, you shouldn't order flying fish.
Posted by: Lissa | January 29, 2010 10:50 AM
And how was the fish at Portalli's?
Posted by: HowChow | January 29, 2010 11:09 AM
That dish looks kinda nasty.
Posted by: PCB Rob | January 29, 2010 11:31 AM
My BF had the whole branzino at Portalli's, too. It was pretty good. Fresh and simply prepared. The green beans they served it with were a tad overcooked but tasty.
Posted by: LT | January 29, 2010 1:10 PM
A study in white.
Posted by: Laura Lee | January 29, 2010 4:27 PM
I'm not big on the eating of whole fish, although it really does look tasty as Fl Rob points out.
That whole fish bones thing is what ruins a whole fish experience for a lot of people!
My friends who were Catholic in the 60's (as opposed to the "new" Vatican II stuff) tell me that before Lent there used to be a special blessing of peoples throats to protect them from fish bones.
Posted by: Joyce W. | January 29, 2010 4:41 PM
I think I fell for my husband on an early dinner date, when he waved away the waiter and proceeded to fillet his whole fish
himself (and didn't make a hash of it). Very impressive!
Posted by: Dahlink | January 29, 2010 4:42 PM
I'll never forget going to lunch at Haussner's to celebrate Secretary's Day when I unknowingly ordered the unfilleted fish. I was 17 years old, it was my first job and I was totally embarrassed when I realized that I couldn't eat it. I had a great time anyway eating everything else though. I also came home with Haussner postcards and two menus, which I have no idea how that came about but I'm glad it did.
Posted by: NotableM | January 29, 2010 5:27 PM
Thus, catch and release.
Posted by: Bucky | January 29, 2010 6:33 PM
Most fish are pretty easy to filet when cooked, although I've run into some with anatomies that complicated things.
It's much easier to filet a cooked fish than a raw one. A spoon can be a good tool for the job. Once you've removed the top filet, remove the bones from the bottom filet rather than flipping the fish over (sever the back bone from the head first).
Posted by: Hal Laurent | January 29, 2010 7:48 PM
That's true, Hal, but those teeny little almost translucent bones still have a way of sneaking into the fillets from time to time.
Once we got white fish salad from a now out of business delicatessen that was so full of bones we ended up returning it. It's bad enough to get a bone or two when you are eating it off of the fish and somewhat prepared, but when you have it schmeared on a bagel and have just eaten a big ole bite, not good at all!
Posted by: Joyce W. | January 30, 2010 10:36 AM
PCB -- I think it's the rice. It looks like they've eaten the vegetable and are coming for the fish.
Posted by: jl | January 30, 2010 3:49 PM
when I was 19, I was in thailand, in the US Navy. I went to a nice restaurant where you pick out what you want from the front of the place that was caught that day sitting on ice. I picked some kind of fish and asked that they prepare it anyway they thought I would like it with a hint that I like fresh lime on fish. the server brough me out the whole fish, broiled to perfection stuffed with a few fresh lime slices and in a white wine. I never had a whole fish served to me, I just thought they would cut it up in the kitchen but I gotta say, that was one great meal. that was 24 years ago and if I ever get back to pattaya beach I have a mental map of exactly where that place is.
Posted by: barkeep77 | February 1, 2010 12:23 AM
jl, I think you may be right.
Joyce, the blessing of the throats was the Feast of St. Blase, and if I recall correctly, was February 3rd.
captcha=on lordly
jeez, does it read minds too?
Posted by: PCB Rob | February 1, 2010 1:30 PM
I liked the bronzino. It was moist with a slightly sweet flavor. That said, It is not going to become something I always order. Maybe something I'd get every few years or so.
Posted by: Robert of Cross Keys | February 1, 2010 8:54 PM
RoCK, my very first bronzino tasting was last year at Luna Piena in Manhattan. It was salt-incased and baked. The waiter extracted it from the salt crust and filleted it at table side. It was quite good.
Posted by: Hal Laurent | February 1, 2010 9:03 PM
Yo yo yo. Bronzino rules! I use it every other day. I find that it burns less than Brasso. GTL guidos – gym, tan, laundry! Fist pump, yo!!!
Posted by: The Gravy Situation | February 1, 2010 9:24 PM
Deep down most Americans wish they could be stupid and Italian.
Posted by: Stewie Griffin of Quahog | February 1, 2010 10:24 PM
Hal, I was at a restaurant in DC about a yr ago, and also had a salt-incased bronzino. However, I don't think my experience was as good as yours. The waiter was really struggling with filleting it, which did not make for a pretty sight.
Oh my, cuckolds calling!
Posted by: Trixie | February 2, 2010 9:17 AM