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December 5, 2009

Comment of the Week

This gem was posted under Revenge of the Steakhouses!!!!:

So the Ritz Cafe nudie bar is going into the steakhouse biz. I can't wait for it. "Do you want your meal topless or chopless?" "Sorry, sir, Filet Mignon is not our French lap dancer." "Would you prefer a sirloin or lady loin?" "Our strip steak does just what the name suggests." The wordplay on T-bone boggles the mind. If the new eatery violates the law, will the vice squad stage a steak-out?

Posted by: Michael A. Gray | December 1, 2009 12:03 PM

Posted by Elizabeth Large at 7:56 PM | | Comments (4)
        

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Yup, MAG earned it. This made me laugh the first time I read it, and again just now. Way to go, Mr. Gray!


gapes Hialeah ... yeah, prob'ly more than they'd like.

I have to say -- I steered clear of what seemed like some rather ripe material there.

I'd hate to get EL in trouble with whomever she could get in trouble with.

Brava, MAG!

Thank you for your discretion. :-) EL

One can always count on MAG for the unclothed truth.

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Richard Gorelick was appointed The Baltimore Sun's restaurant critic in September 2010. Before joining the paper staff fulltime, he contributed freelance criticism and features articles about food to area and regional publications. Along the way, he dispatched for short-distance trucking companies, shilled for cultural non-profits, and assisted in cognitive neurology research – never the subject, always the control.

He takes restaurants seriously but not himself, and his favorite restaurant is the one you love, too.
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