Next Sunday's review: Stoney River Legendary Steaks
After a week off, I'll be reviewing the new Stoney River Legendary Steaks in Towson next Sunday in the Arts & Entertainment section.
This isn't the first of the moderately upscale steakhouse's locations in Maryland (the first one is in Annapolis), but it's the first in the Baltimore area and the first I've been to.
I do think location determines whether steakhouses succeed or fail, more so than other kinds of restaurants.
There are simply too many steakhouses, or places where you can get a good steak, to make people willing to seek out a particular one or put up with terrible parking or whatever. (Feel free to argue with me about this; I'm not sure I'm right.) ...
In any case, Stoney River has hit the jackpot with this location. It's right on the main drag, next to or maybe I should say part of, Towson Town Center. You can let people out in front easily and then go find a (free) covered parking space in the lot. I'm not saying finding a spot will be easy, especially this time of year, but there will be one eventually.
Judging from the night I was there, the place is already a huge success.
To find out what I thought of our experience -- and eating there is supposed to be about more than just food, as you'll see from my review -- please check out my column in next Sunday's Sun.
By the way, check out my thoughts about the chocolate ganache cake (pictured) next week. It's even bigger than it looks.
(Kim Hairston/Sun photographer)








Comments
My husband and I went there about a week ago on a Wed night and the place was very busy, made busier by the fact that they apparently had lost several reservations and were facing unhappy diners waiting for tables. We waited quite a while and when we asked how long for a table they told us that we had already been seated. Considering you can spend close to the same thing at Flemings, this place is not worth the money. The service is not polished enough for the prices they charge. Mentioning the specials were an after thought. The mashed potatoes appeared to be of the instant variety and I have had a better Caesar salad in terms of taste and presentation at Applebees. The steaks were good but I would rather eat somewhere that I can get the niceities that go along with the price of a steak. It's a pretty place and the wine selection is nice but no matter what, we couldn't forget we were at the mall. I'm looking forward to hearing about your experience. Maybe we need to give them more time.
Posted by: Lynn | November 29, 2009 11:02 AM
Went there for lunch several weeks ago and found it to be just okay for food and pricey. On Friday I went to the Porterhouse Brewpub near Doylestown, PA and my daughter had a steak sandwich that blew Stoney River's away for 30% less. If I find myself in the mall at lunch I would rather eat at the Cheesecake Factory or Bahama Breeze.
Posted by: Elite Elephant Lover | November 29, 2009 11:33 AM
Same experience as Lynn and EEL: okay to good food with mediocre to amateur service and high prices. This is not a winning combination.
Posted by: Baltofoodie | November 29, 2009 12:09 PM
Is that a steak knife in the chocolate cake? I've baked more than one tough cake in my day, but never one that required a steak knife! What'd the cook do, mix up cement and flour?
That is a steak knife. EL
Posted by: Lissa | November 29, 2009 12:22 PM
Isn't it more traditional to bake files into cakes?
Posted by: Lissa | November 29, 2009 3:51 PM
Speaking of over priced. I had the opportunity to have brunch at Woodberry Kitchen today. Unlike others concerns, the service was excellent. Somewhere in the list of 100 things that should be taken care of are wobbly tables. On the Titanic ours would have been level. With the exception of the warm lemony doughnut (yummy), the rest of the breakfast sweets were dry and past their prime. (They only serve brunch on Sunday, so I am not sure when they were made.) Three of us had dishes that included the nearly ubiquitous fried egg. (oK it was breakfast.) The eggs were all solid on the inside not runny. Since my dish included a trencher-a piece of bread to soak up juices (I had to ask too), I don' thnink that was the intention. The bison hanger was perfectly cooked. The crab Benedict received kudos, the rest fair at best. Breakfast for four with tip $120. Next time I want to spend that money it will be at the Oregon Grille.
I too had lunch at Stoney River. Nothing special, but $10 for a piece of cake outside of the three coasts? I cannot wait to here what you have to say.
Posted by: mdlrvrmuncher | November 29, 2009 8:07 PM
You got steak and crab at Woodberry (which you said were great) and youre complaining that you had to pay 30 bucks?
Im sure your experiences are different than mine, but I would be hard pressed to put oregon grille up as the pinnacle of brunching.
Posted by: really? | November 30, 2009 6:49 AM
My wife and I had lunch at Stoney River a few weeks ago; it was fantastic. The food, the service, everything.
As for the prices, it is more expensive than Outback or Lone Star, but nowhere near as expensive as Flemings, Mortons, or Ruth's Chris.
Posted by: Flipkid | November 30, 2009 7:35 AM
My wife and I went there last Monday night. Ordered two glasses of wine. The glasses had dried crusty food on them. Asked for two fresh glasses and the same thing. Spoke to the assistant mgr. and he acknowledged there was a problem with the dishwasher and that they hoped it would be fixed by the end of the evening. (all dish ware had the same grit)
Posted by: Jack | December 1, 2009 7:33 AM
Jack - Did you and your wife stay and eat there? I think I would have had to leave if all the dishware had crusty food on it.
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Posted by: Trixie | December 1, 2009 11:04 AM
ARST = Annoys Religious Self-righteous Taliban
Posted by: Laura Lee | December 1, 2009 2:15 PM
I was on business in MD, the hotel referred myself and 2 colleagues to Stony River. The service was okay but we couldn't understand anything our waiter said. The spinach dip tasted funny so we sent it back. I had the ribeye steak. None of us finished our food because it wasn't very tasty. Within 30 minutes of leaving the restaurant, I became violently ill and spent the rest of the night vomiting up ribeye steak. My colleagues did not get ill, but they did not enjoy their food either. We all agreed that we will not be dining at or recommending this restaurant to anyone.
Posted by: Raymond Mitchell | February 12, 2011 2:43 PM