Quiche me, you fool
John P. has been distracting me with food and restaurant jokes.
In fact, he's almost convinced me to do a Top 10 of them.
Did you hear about the explosion at the bakery?
All the napoleons were blown apart!!
OK, that was pretty good, but I defy you to come up with any more (other than the primitive knock-knock jokes like "Orange you supposed to answer the door?").
Or rather, I defied him, and he did:
A group of termites walk into a bar and yell, "Hey where's the bar tender?" ...
"Kiss me," she cooed.
"I'm hungry," he whispered.
"Quiche me first."
I know it's Monday morning, but don't you feel better now?
(Elizabeth Malby/Sun photographer)