The worst Top 10s
Our Shallow Thought Wednesday guru John Lindner is on vacation today, but many of his e-mails to me are really Shallow Thought topics in disguise. Once when I was wringing my hands over running out of viable Top 10 topics, he responded that he had one if it wasn't too embarrassing. I said, "There is no such thing as too embarrassing when it comes to Top 10."
His answer: ...
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Top Ten Deep-fried Snack Foods
Top Ten Foodie Diseases
Top Ten Worst Things to Find in your Crab Bisque
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Comments
Hmm--we could do the Top Ten Foodie Diseases, starting with diabetes and gout.
Posted by: Dahlink | September 16, 2009 3:10 PM
Obesity, halatosis,lol
Posted by: Anonymous | September 16, 2009 3:14 PM
RE: Top Ten Foodie Diseases:
Chapter 19 of "Infections of Leisure, 4th Edition" (ASM Press, 2009):
"Exotic and Trendy Cuisine," Jeffrey K. Griffiths, author
It doesn't feature gout and obesity --- it, uh, well --- you probably don't want to know.
Posted by: bawlmerbeav | September 16, 2009 4:30 PM
Top Ten Foodie Diseases - now there's a topic I can get into! You could either go the infectious route or the chronic disease route. Personally, I think the infectious route is more fun. Some possibilities:
Vibrio parahaemolyticus
Taenia solium
Listeria monocytogenes (Listeriosis)
Bacillus cereus
Brucellosis
Botulism
variant Creutzfeld-Jakob Disease (human Mad Cow disease)
Giardiasis
Norwalk virus
Posted by: Abigail | September 16, 2009 8:31 PM
Having known someone taken down by Creutzfeld-Jakob Disease, I can assure you that there's nothing funny about it.
Posted by: Hal Laurent | September 16, 2009 8:45 PM
No offense meant, Mr. Laurent. In certain situations, there is nothing funny about any disease. Diabetes, botulism, vCJD, Norwalk - they can all be incredibly devastating. It is a question of the appropriate tone for the appropriate forum.
Posted by: Abigail | September 16, 2009 9:20 PM
No offense taken. C-J is particularly ugly even by disease standards, though,
Posted by: Hal Laurent | September 16, 2009 9:37 PM
I think we all agree that C-J is horrible.
What I wonder is to what diseases would a foodie in particular be susceptible? Do foodies eat steak tartare or raw seafood more frequently than us pedestrian types? That I could see, but what about home canned vegetables gone bad? Should Campylobacter be on the list, or do foodies cook their chicken really, really well?
And has there been a Top Ten list on dishes that do not exist outside of church suppers?
Posted by: bawlmerbeav | September 16, 2009 10:22 PM
I'm going to guess that when jl suggested top ten foodie diseases, he was thinking along the lines of, say, berry-berry or chicken finger pox.
Posted by: Bucky | September 16, 2009 11:03 PM
I never knew that Cruetzfeld-Jakob disease was mad cow. That's always the last question you answer before donating platelets or whole blood, "have you ever had C-J disease?"
Posted by: Corey | September 17, 2009 12:21 AM
What an odd question to ask. Isn't it always fatal?
All the prion diseases seem to be particularly nasty.
I like the idea of foods that exist only at church suppers, except that I think some of us still cook that stuff.
Posted by: Lissa | September 17, 2009 6:02 AM
C-J is why I rarely eat the hamburgers other drool over and seldom cook with any sort of mechanically deboned meat. And hot dogs? Not a chance.
Posted by: Dahlink | September 17, 2009 6:51 AM
I kind of like the top 10 restaurants that ruin themselves with makeovers. And I nominate Mia Carolina to that list!
I don't enjoy dining with strangers and anyone who gets rid of booths in favor of bench seating with close tables has ruined thier own ambience IMHO!
Posted by: Joyce W. | September 17, 2009 8:48 AM
"I like the idea of foods that exist only at church suppers, except that I think some of us still cook that stuff."
Mom? Is that you?
Posted by: bawlmerbeav | September 17, 2009 1:34 PM
Foodie hazards - Toxic mushrooms!
Posted by: Slazar | September 17, 2009 10:18 PM
My vote for foodie disease is Scombroid.
You get it from eating fish that wasn't properly chilled after being caught. It is more common with dark meat like tuna and mahi-mahi. Usually it's not the restaurant's fault. It's more likely that the chiller on the boat wasn't working right, or the fishermen didn't stow the fish quickly enough, or didn't discard an already dead fish.
What happens is that there is bacteria that grows on the fish which create a chemical known as histadine, which is like a histamine. You eat it, and boom -- hives, itching, redness, headache, even difficulty breathing.
The horrible thing about it is it seems just like an allergic reaction, because when you have an allergic reaction, your body creates the same kind of chemical. So you may think you can never eat fish ever again, when that's not true at all.
It has happened to me two or three times (one time I'm not sure about).
Ask your doctor, of course, if you think this has happened to you. Don't just hit the clambakes.
Posted by: jupiter | September 19, 2009 8:46 PM