Shark Week and shark eaters
I confess I'm not a Shark Week fan. I never understood the appeal of Jaws, which my husband and daughter watch every time it's on TV.
There are only two things I like about sharks: 1) The ad campaign for the sequel to Jaws ("Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...") and 2) the classic Saturday Night Live skit where you hear the voice behind the door say, "Pizza-man" and it turns out to be Landshark. I love that. In fact, my family reenacts the skit periodically, usually when we've ordered pizza.
Unfortunately I couldn't find the video where Landshark uses the pizza-man ploy, but the one above will give you the sense of it if you haven't seen the skit. ...