The Zen Master falls down on the job
As the Zen Master and I were taking a walk this morning, I decided to pick his brain for a Beach Week headline for the first post on Sunday. "Welcome to Beach Week" just isn't going to cut it.
"How about, 'Welcome to El Beach Week," he suggested.
Huh? I didn't get the Latino angle.
"You know, El Beach Week. Eee Ell. EL's Beach week." ...
"How about 'Beach Week Is a Beach'? 'Beacha Can't Not Love Beach Week?' 'Beach...'"
No. No. No, a thousand times no. I had to put my hands over my ears and make the um-um-um-I-can't-hear-you sound.
So, boys and girls, it's up to you. Any great headlines for Beach Week? And while you're at it, anything you want to discuss now that it's almost upon us?
In case you're wondering about the photo, here's the caption info:
"Heidi Dresman and Julie Eade come to Liquid Assets Wine & Martini Bar (also called LA) three nights a week after working at OC Hair Studio where Eade is the manager. Both live in Ocean City and are drinking one of the bar's signature drinks, Wide Awake Drunk. The bar in LA sits within a beer and wine carryout."
(Kim Hairston /Sun Photographer)