I am the world's authority on the hard refresh
In the age of instant success and notoriety, I've become the Ultimate Authority on the hard refresh, which I wrote about in an earlier post -- at least according to this e-mail I just received:...
Subject line: What is a hard refresh?
Dear Sir/Madam,
SilkWise.com is a popular question answer website. Some of our users asked the above question, and we think you are the domain expert who can provide a great answer to it. Can you help to answer the question or improve the current answer at the following link?
http://www.silkwise.com/content/viewthread_thread,7903
Everyone has unique expertise. SilkWise is the place to share your wisdom, build your networks, and market yourself!
SilkWise Team
Naturally I didn't click on the link. It's always satisfying to reply to e-mails simply, "I'm the restaurant critic." I don't even have to add "you idiot." Oh well, there's probably no one on the other end of the line anyway.
How I imagine it is that they simply picked words at random out of a million blogs and shot off the same e-mail to all of them.
Now if only they had picked out "butter," I would have totally bought into it.








Comments
Any notoriety is good. It may, someday, get you on "I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here" for example.
And we will be able to vote for you. Or, is that against you? That part always confuses me.
Posted by: Bucky | June 18, 2009 12:05 PM
What's the difference a restaurant critic and an IT professional? A restaurant critic doesn't think she's an IT professional. ;-P
Posted by: ceramic kitty | June 18, 2009 12:07 PM
If EL appeared on a reality show, they'd have to continually blur her face so we couldn't recognize her!
"We vote out the blurry person!"
Posted by: Zevonista | June 18, 2009 12:56 PM
I believe it would be ill-advised to respond to an outfit called SilkWise.Com for a "hard refresh". It sounds most improprietous, something that ,say, my Books & Diversions club might host. Beware of web sites that require a "safe" word. Ta.
(Road testing the new icon that Leslie whipped up, replete with natty beard and crown.)
Posted by: Lord Marmalade ∑|:€)╬═╣ | June 18, 2009 1:14 PM
But, as an IT professional, I'm totally an expert on restaurant food .
(That is a spam site, and that is a particularly sneaky way of finding valid e-mail addresses, which can be sold for more than unverified e-mail addresses to spammers.)
Posted by: Lissa | June 18, 2009 1:31 PM
Thanks for explaining the joke, Lissa.
:-P
It preys on people's egos.
Posted by: ceramic kitty | June 18, 2009 1:45 PM
Didn't you know, IT professionals know everything! ;-)
Posted by: Anonymous | June 18, 2009 1:53 PM
You got it, Anonymous. If Obama just did what we told him to do, the world would be perfect.
Dude, for the love of Pete, listen to the voices in your e-mail!
Posted by: Lissa | June 18, 2009 2:48 PM
Since this post has no mention of food on it, I thought that this post would bring us back on track.
It is a link to an interesting page on "Build a Better Grilled Cheese Sandwich" complete with a yummy picture.
What do you mean no mention of food? What is butter, chopped liver? :-) EL
Posted by: Cosmos Girl I>--I | June 18, 2009 3:17 PM
That sandwich does look good. Much better than the Indian buffet I just had. It was terrible - I could barely finish my second plate!
Posted by: sean | June 18, 2009 3:24 PM
I hate buffets.
Posted by: Hal Laurent | June 18, 2009 3:30 PM
IT and food go hand-in-hand. Sometimes we need to get a little off topic.
Posted by: Anonymous | June 18, 2009 3:56 PM
Hard Refresh - - Isn't that a freezee pop?
Posted by: RayRay | June 18, 2009 4:12 PM
EL, I think schmaltz works better than butter in chopped liver.
RayRay, I think Hard Refresh is Red Bull with vodka.
Posted by: Lissa | June 18, 2009 4:31 PM
Since this post has no mention of food on it, I thought that this post would bring us back on track.
Uh, the topic is IT. Try to focus. You must be hungry. Have some Necco wafers
Posted by: love will tear us apart | June 18, 2009 4:43 PM
Dear Sandboxers:
Since it is beach week and we are leaving for Ocean City tomorrow, I was wondering if anyone could come up with a good place to stop either before the bridge or on the way. My wife is teaching a summer course at JHU and can't get away until after 5pm tomorrow so we will be in traffic probably all the way. We thought we might stop and get a bite to break the trip up. I guess getting to the beach could even be a separate topic!
Posted by: earl | June 18, 2009 5:07 PM
Since Benny and Joon all reference to grilled cheese sandwiches leads to pretty girls in cotton dresses, irons and ironing boards.
As alternate realities go it's not so bad.
Posted by: MrRational | June 18, 2009 5:08 PM
Earl, we recently ate at the Narrows Restaurant (just over the Kent Narrows bridge heading east) for the first time, and thought very highly of it. Don't know how hard it would be to get a table on a Friday evening.
Posted by: Hal Laurent | June 18, 2009 5:26 PM
All you have to do is hit CTRL-F5 on a PC or APPLE-R on a mac.
Seriously, I cannot believe that no one has mentioned that. You are decidedly not the authority ;)
Posted by: The Interweb | June 19, 2009 9:29 AM
In terms of clearing your cache (for a hard refresh), pressing ALT and F4 at the same time should do the trick.
Posted by: Stephen | June 19, 2009 9:35 AM
Lord M, your cartouche is smashing. My compliments to Leslie.
Posted by: *◄:o)╥╥~YumPorchetta | June 19, 2009 10:30 AM
Why thank you Lady Yummington. I will pass along your accolade to Leslie, he is in the smokehouse stringing up some grouse.
Posted by: `∑|:€)╬═╣ Lord Marmalade | June 19, 2009 11:07 AM
Thanks loads. CTRL-F5 does nothing.
ALT-F4 closes the browser window. Ha ha ha.
When I was in grad school I remember going into a computer room with IBM mainframe terminals. There was some really common command, I think CTRL-C to stop a program. I watched another grad student try to execute this not by holding down CTRL and then hitting C, but by trying to hit them simultaneously. Hilarious, like watching chicken trying to catch a fly. It took her at least ten tries to get it right. I saw other people do the same thing when trying to reboot a PC with CTRL-ALT-DEL with even funnier results.
Posted by: VoodooPork ■|:o) | June 19, 2009 11:17 AM