Irresistible restaurant names
This excellent guest post by Bucky got me to thinking about my favorite restaurant names. Top on my list has to be the Burnt Wood Roadhouse, which is so awful I've decided it's wonderful. Although Butter isn't far behind. Here's Bucky. EL
SEASIDE, ORE. – In July 1976, I went out one evening to get a cheeseburger and came home with a new jeep. I bring this up so you will know that I’m nothing if not flexible.
Two weeks ago the Oregon coast wasn’t even on my list of potential vacation destinations. As I write this, I’m sitting on the deck with my laptop, watching the sun set over the Pacific Ocean....
One of the many reasons I return to the Oregon coast periodically is to eat at my very favorite breakfast place, the Pig ‘n Pancake. It is part of a small — five locations — restaurant chain that operates in tourist beach towns up and down the northern Oregon coast.
What originally drew me to the Pig ‘n Pancake was its name, of course. “How good must breakfast be,” I wondered, “at a place called the Pig ‘n Pancake?" (It is good, I found out.)
If you are starting a restaurant and want me to pull over and give you a try, put a catchy name on it. Some of my other favorites that I would not even know about except that their name once caught my eye:
My Favorite Muffin – a muffin and bagel shop I go to (that I think is part of a growing chain).
Ramble Inn – a beer joint where I spent at least as many hours in college as I spent at the library.
The Grateful Bread – a Denver wholesale bakery that supplies some of our fanciest hotels like the Ritz and the Brown Palace. But they sell to the public at a farmer’s market and I drive half-way across Denver on Saturday mornings just to get to their baked goods.
Mustard’s Last Stand – a hot dog place that I think started here, but might be growing into a chain now, in the Midwest.
And my very favorite name for a restaurant, Dick’s Hickory Dock, a barbecue place in the little town of Kittredge, Colo.
For long time, I thought when I retired, I’d move to a beach town and open an ice cream stand that sold double-dip ice cream cones. I figured I’d call it Little Deuce Scoop. Probably will never happen, though.
(Photo by Uncle Larry)








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Posted by: Sparky | May 29, 2009 10:56 AM
Look at Sparky with his Do Bee hat on. B>)
Posted by: Owl Meat Gravy | May 29, 2009 11:09 AM
Worst restaurant name ever: HItler's Cross in India http://tinyurl.com/lobmlh
Posted by: Owl Meat Gravy | May 29, 2009 11:15 AM
One of my favorite restaurant names belongs to a Chinese restaurant in Hewlett, NY: Fu's Rush Inn.
I've also heard about, but not personally seen, a place in DC called Thai Tanic.
Posted by: Claude | May 29, 2009 11:17 AM
Hey Owlie, how can we forget 2 North George?
Posted by: Sparky | May 29, 2009 11:22 AM
There's a restaurant in Boston's South End with an onomatopoetic name that makes my stomach turn...Blunch
There was also a restaurant in Charlotte NC called the Quaker Steak n Lube...I get that Charlotte is the home of NASCAR, but 'lube' in a restaurant name or on a menu...yuck. Maybe I just need to get my mind out of the gutter.
Posted by: Neighbor | May 29, 2009 11:22 AM
2 North George? Ha ha. That was such a stupid name.
Posted by: Owl Meat Gravy | May 29, 2009 11:34 AM
Ribs 'n Bibs in Hyde Park Chicago. They have the best ribs I've ever had.
Posted by: Tweety Cat | May 29, 2009 11:35 AM
Polock Johnnys pretty much takes the cake in baltimore. I ate at a place in the west village a few years ago called "good" (they weren't lying... green chili mac and cheese is good). another bmore classic is "the horse you came in on." classy!
Posted by: Adam M | May 29, 2009 11:44 AM
I dunno, I've always liked the name of the Admiral Fell Inn. And I like stupid punny Thai food restaurant names, like Thai One On, My Thai, Thai Me Up, etc.
Posted by: Eli | May 29, 2009 11:57 AM
Dick's Halfway Inn on Philadelphia Rd in Rosedale.
Posted by: RayRay | May 29, 2009 12:04 PM
How about "The Bearded Clam" in ocean City: http://www.thebeardedclam.com/
;-)
Posted by: Donny B | May 29, 2009 12:06 PM
Oh, and how about our own "Nacho Mamma's."
Posted by: Donny B | May 29, 2009 12:09 PM
Owl Meat Godwin,
A restaurant named "Hitler's Cross". That is bad.
Posted by: Laura Lee | May 29, 2009 12:13 PM
My fav breakfast joint was in Boulder CO - Magnolia's Thunderpussy. No kidding
Posted by: Kitkat | May 29, 2009 12:19 PM
How about the Grill from Ipanema in DC?
Also some great name combinations can be made with Thai cuisine: Thai Wun On, Beau Thai, Thai-tanic or Vietnamese: Pho King.
Posted by: The Hot Dog Barker | May 29, 2009 12:43 PM
In Richmond, Va (long since closed) there was the Texas-Wisconsin Border Cafe, it also had a unique decor
And in Indiiana on the road to Uof I Viking Chili.
Posted by: Wanderer | May 29, 2009 12:44 PM
Then there's the kosher Chinese restaurant in Burbank, California...Ghengis Cohen.
Posted by: Michael A. Gray | May 29, 2009 12:48 PM
RayRay - You are kidding, right?
Posted by: Trixie | May 29, 2009 1:30 PM
Trixie,
No, he's not. He beat to mentioning it. Its on the corner of Chesaco and Rt.7.
Their logo is that of a guy in a Hawaiian shirt with a cocktail in a hammock, with one leg out.
Posted by: PCB Rob | May 29, 2009 1:38 PM
Ah, Thai Tanic. That reminds me of the nearby restaurant Thaiphoon - where I proposed to my wife the second time, sneaking the ring onto the fork and extending it across the table. She thought the fork had a bite of pad woon sen on it. Memories, memories...
I always liked Cluck-U chicken on Rt. 1 in College Park. I know of a bar in a small, southern college town called The Library. "Sorry I wasn't there to answer the phone last night mom. I was at The Library all night long."
Posted by: Bob UU | May 29, 2009 1:39 PM
Down here,
We have a new pizza place called "Butter Face" ("the smell is good, but the taste is even better" is their ad).
Also, there is Dirty Dick's Crab House, where they sell lots of T-shirts that read "I got my crabs at Dirty Dick's!" Sadly, they don't do steamed crabs. They have some blue crab dishes though, mostly with Cajun spices.
Closer to Baltimore, there is/was a bar on Belair Rd. called the Buzz On Inn.
Posted by: PCB Rob | May 29, 2009 1:43 PM
I love Admiral Fell Inn, too. I just had dinner at a restaurant in NYC named Pho Sure, which was a little silly. (And it had bull's penis on the menu. Interesting.) It also had pho dishes named Pho Real and Pho Bulous ...
Posted by: ATigerintheKitchen | May 29, 2009 1:49 PM
For years, the Boll Weevil restaurants dished up juicy hamburgers in San Diego, Cakifornia.
Posted by: Michael A. Gray | May 29, 2009 2:56 PM
Aunt Chilada's in Phoenix, AZ
Posted by: cinnamon girl | May 29, 2009 2:57 PM
There's Crabby Dicks. There used to be one in Fells Point, and there's still one in Delaware, just north of Rehoboth.
Posted by: RayRay | May 29, 2009 3:59 PM
Quaker Steak and Lube is a chain. Catchy name, though.
Magnolia's Thunderpussy? Attention grabbing, but it wouldn't be breakfast I'd be thinking I'd find at a place named Magnolia's Thunderpussy.
Posted by: Lissa | May 29, 2009 4:57 PM
Bob UU, there is a restaurant in Williamsburg called "The Library," as I recall.
The name that cracks me up is "Colonial Pizza" in Williamstown, speaking of college joints.
Posted by: Dahlink | May 29, 2009 4:57 PM
In Buffalo there's a great Jamaican spot, "Rastarant".
Posted by: lab rat | May 29, 2009 5:02 PM
Cafe This Way in Bar Harbor Maine
Posted by: DurhamSt | May 29, 2009 5:24 PM
Along the same line as The Library, there's a pub in Ridgewood, NJ called The Office. "Honestly Dear, I'm working late at The Office...."
A bar in East Moline, IL, The Dew Drop Inn.
Hoosier's Buddy in Indiana.
Madam's Organ in Adams Morgan, DC a Blues Bar & Soulfood restaraunt
Posted by: The Hot Dog Barker | May 29, 2009 7:26 PM
Dahlink, I once ran into a guy who was wearing a t-shirt from a strip club in Las Vegas named "The Library."
I want that t-shirt.
Posted by: Lissa | May 29, 2009 8:19 PM
I used to go to a bar called the Relief Pitcher. I thought that was a good name for a bar.
Posted by: Bob | May 29, 2009 8:33 PM
Use to be an ice cream place in Chelsea NYC called
MOTHER BUCCA'S
Posted by: Hue | May 29, 2009 9:08 PM
There's a restaurant back home called Porkopolis.
Posted by: The Cincinnati Kid | May 29, 2009 10:28 PM
There is a coffe shop in westmister which is part of Hahns meat packing plant, which smokes hams, they roast there own beans, it's called pork and beans. being a bartender my favorite brew was a hard cider named after charles dickens, nothin better than a dickens cider.
Posted by: the baltimoron | May 29, 2009 10:59 PM
Here is a funny commercial about Dickens Cider..
Worth a watch...
Posted by: Cosmos Girl I>--I | May 29, 2009 11:12 PM
When I was growing up in New York, my parents liked to dine at the Tip Toe Inn at 86th Street and Broadway. But us kids preferred Schlombom's Soda Parlor a few blocks further north on Broadway.
Posted by: Michael A. Gray | May 30, 2009 5:09 AM
One would think that Quaker Steak and Lube would be a drive-through where you could get both your hunger and car serviced at the same time.
Posted by: Retired in Elkridge | May 30, 2009 7:53 AM
Michael A. Gray,
I would love to hear more about your experiences growing up and working in New York. Perhaps you could do an entry for EL's Beach Food week?
Posted by: Laura Lee | May 30, 2009 8:13 AM
Bucky, your idea for Little Duece Scoop sounds like my husband's idea for retirement. He wants to open an artisan bakery called Vincent Van Dough.
Posted by: Marcia | May 30, 2009 8:35 AM
Last night, my wife and I were returning home after dinner and we drove past a BBQ truck that is set up in front of a snowball stand on Reisterstown Rd. The Sububrban for the BBQ enterprise had this slogan emblazoned on the back of the evhicle, "His meat tastes good in your mouth". I did a double take and I swear I thought my wife would never stop laughing after seeing that.
What other memorable slogans have you seen?
Posted by: The Hot Dog Barker | May 30, 2009 9:50 AM
When in the Dena (Pasadena), I try and stop by Beefalo Bob's for a pit beef sandwich.
Posted by: Robert of Cross Keys | May 30, 2009 11:48 AM
Fantastic breakfast in Chattanooga, TN at Aretha Frankenstein's
Posted by: Biolady | May 30, 2009 1:22 PM
Laura Lee, when I was growing up in Manhattan (and the depression was winding down) going to the beach meant catching the BMT subway to Coney Island. Among the lures was Nathan's original hot dog stand directly under the rickety old Cyclone roller coaster. Nathan's dogs were never as good anywhere else. Some folk claimed it was the sparks that shot off the cars clattering overhead that gave them that unique tang. Who knows? But I've never had better hot dogs for a nickel.
Posted by: Michael A. Gray | May 30, 2009 7:19 PM
MAG - my mom was from the foreign country of Brooklyn. She swore that Coney Island Nathan's were the s**t! Not that mom would talk that way, but I do...
She also loved Chock-full-o'nuts. Which for people who don't know was a bunch of coffee shops owned by ... guess who? and they had cool sandwiches like cream cheese and chopped nuts on toasted raisin bread.
My only real memory of New York food was Mama Leones when it was on it's way out and the Automat which I thought was the most amazing thing I'd ever seen!
Posted by: Joyce W. | May 30, 2009 7:38 PM
You might want to reconsider the name Little Deuce Scoop:
1) The Beach Boys reference is dated
2) The unfortunate nature of the slang term "deuce" particularly when combined with "scoop". It sounds like something you would take to a dog park.
Posted by: Owl Meat Gravy | May 30, 2009 8:32 PM
Hahns meat packing plant, which smokes hams
Does anyone in Baltimore sell hams from Hahn's? One of the best hams I've ever had was from Hahn's. This was several decades ago in those ancient times when large companies would give their employees hams or turkeys at Christmas time.
Posted by: Hal Laurent, COPFTC | May 30, 2009 9:08 PM
When in the Dena (Pasadena), I try and stop by Beefalo Bob's for a pit beef sandwich.
RoCK,
Beefalo Bob does do a great pit beef sandwich for sure. They also do the food for the annual Council of Ravens Roosts Convention in Ocean City, which is going on this weekend. Amongst their other offerings, they have a pulled beef BBQ which is excellent.
Posted by: PCB Rob | May 30, 2009 11:07 PM
Hal,
Hahn's was good but Kunzler's hams are some of the best I've ever had. The boneless varieties are available in MD, but sadly, not down here.
Posted by: PCB Rob | May 30, 2009 11:13 PM
1) The Beach Boys reference is dated
2) The unfortunate nature of the slang term "deuce" particularly when combined with "scoop". It sounds like something you would take to a dog park.
1) I'm a little dated.
2) LOL...I've never known that particular slang term. I guess it would make a chocolate cone somewhat less appetizing.
But, as I said, it probably wasn't ever going to happen anyway.
Posted by: Bucky | May 31, 2009 12:00 AM
Hal, there's a Hahn's in Westminster but I don't know if they have hams. I think it's just sausages there. You could always call and ask though.
Bucky, I'm a little dated too. :)
Posted by: Joyce W. | May 31, 2009 7:31 AM
There used to be a restaurant just north of Phoenix, up on the slopes of Camelback Mountain, named Mother Tucker's. Had carved-to-order Prime Rib and a very nice salad bar. You could sit out on the patio or by the windows inside and watch the sun set and the lights of Phoenix come on below you.
Posted by: Retired in Elkridge | May 31, 2009 8:15 AM
You can get a Hahn's ham at the Pork and Beans store in Westminster.
Another restaurant name that i'm surprised didn't come up is "Big Pecker's" in Ocean City. I've never been there, but when I was in middle school I thought it was the greatest name ever for a bar.
Posted by: Robert of Cross Keys | May 31, 2009 10:58 AM
Westminster also has Baugher's--a Shangri-La of good, old-fashioned, homemade, comfort food.
We have friends who swear it's pronounced "Booger's," which somehow never fails to take a little bit of the shine off. Anyone else heard that pronunciation?
Posted by: Cleatus | May 31, 2009 11:07 AM
it is pronounced Ball-grrrrrr's
Posted by: Robert of Cross Keys | May 31, 2009 12:40 PM
RoCK--thanks for the explanation--I've always wondered about that.
Bucky and Joyce W., I had an annual doctor's exam last week. My doctor came into the examining room and said "You're [age deleted]! You look great!" But I knew what she meant was "You look great considering how old you are!"
Posted by: Dahlink | May 31, 2009 1:21 PM
A. W. Shucks in Charleston SC
Posted by: RubyLynda | May 31, 2009 2:08 PM
"You're [age deleted]! You look great!" But I knew what she meant was "You look great considering how old you are!"
Dahlink
That's better then..
You're (age deleted) but its an old (age deleted)..
Posted by: Hue | May 31, 2009 3:48 PM
No argument, Hue.
Posted by: Dahlink | May 31, 2009 7:31 PM
Luckily, Dahlink, I feel a lot better than I look.
Posted by: Bucky | May 31, 2009 7:39 PM
LOL, Bucky! On days that I wake up and everything hurts, it's a good thing that isn't true of me!
Dahlink, I'd be happy to hear my doctor tell me that no matter what it "really" means! :)
Posted by: Joyce W. | May 31, 2009 7:47 PM
Great article Lizzie - LL
Posted by: Isaac Marks | August 27, 2009 12:59 PM
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I'm just googling this old restaurant name, and found Laura Lee mentioning it here from May 29, 2009 : Magnolia Thunderpussy in Boulder. It was my favorite breakfast place too, Laura! Although I was just a hippie passing through. After my morning panhandling, I'd go there for those 50 CENT HUMONGOUS PANCAKES!!!
Nice to know everything isn't forgotten. If anyone ever heard of another place I can't find any Google results for let me know : the Antlers Hotel in Denver. I'm not a druggie but many who lived there were, before I think it got burned up. It was just off Colfax.
You can reach me on my blog above.
Posted by: dan thomas` | January 13, 2010 6:58 PM
The first business plan that I ever created was for a pizza place that delivered pizza and a movie and it was when I lived on Maui, the name, Hawaii-Pie-O (for us older folk)
Posted by: jason z | January 14, 2010 10:35 AM
jason, *groan*!!
Posted by: Lissa | January 14, 2010 11:37 AM
dan thomas - never heard of an Antler's Hotel in Denver (there is an Antlers Hotel in Colorado Springs--a very nice hotel, however, not a flophouse.) Might you be thinking of the Colburn? Kerouac, Ginsberg and Cassady hung out there.
Posted by: Bucky | January 14, 2010 11:55 AM
Lissa- no like? the slogan was "I got a piece last night..." specialty pizza was the Danno- macademian nut pesto sauce with ham and pineapple and we were going to deliver movies. one of these days...
Posted by: jason | January 14, 2010 12:27 PM
Just appreciating a bad pun, Jason. I'd try to respond in kind, but that danged theme song is driving everything else out of my skull. It is like being waterboarded.
Posted by: Lissa | January 14, 2010 1:06 PM
Lissa, glad I am not the only one! Misery loves company.
Posted by: Trixie | January 14, 2010 1:53 PM
RE: Memorable slogans and signs
Willie's Wienie Wagon in Markham, Illinois had a sign at the order window that was a self-caricature drawn by a college friend of mine who put himself through school by working there. The sign showed a leering Randy in his short-order cook garb, holding a Chicago-style hotdog extended toward the viewer, with the slogan "We relish your buns!"
Posted by: Warthog | January 14, 2010 3:56 PM