An idea so big it won't even fit into one post

Now everyone take a deep breath, because Bucky has an idea that will revolutionize Dining@Large. Here we go. EL
So, one of my 25 random facts, for you Facebookers out there: Among my immediate circle of friends and co-workers, I’m known as Mr. B.I.G. That stands for Big Idea Guy.
The box has not been built big enough that I can’t think outside of it. If this country were a box, I’d think of the world. If the world were a box, I’d think of the solar system. If the solar system were a box, well…you get the idea.
Today, I’m thinking of this:
(Are you ready?)
(Are you sure?) ...
The Sandbox Seal of Approval.
Suh-weeet idea. Suh-weeet, BIG idea, don’t you think?
We are possessed, here in the Sandbox, of more expertise about more things than Wikipedia has vowels. This, after all, is The Only Blog You’ll Ever Need.
That expertise should not go to waste; we should leverage it.
I propose that we issue the Sandbox Seal of Approval to people, places, things and sometimes even dining- and/or food-related items that we agree rise to the level of iconic. The crème de la crème. The toppest of the tens.
Now, before all of you naysayers and small-thinkers out there start coming up with reasons why this won’t work — reasons like, “we can’t ever agree on anything in the Sandbox” — take a deep cleansing breath, open your minds and imagine the possibilities.
As a pilot project, I’d like to run through a possible method by which we would award the Sandbox Seal of Approval. What I’m thinking is this:
By way of our normal daily D@L pursuits, we would arrive at a nomination for the Sandbox Seal of Approval. Hmpstd would research the nomination to ensure that we had not previously awarded the nominated thing the Sandbox Seal of Approval and just forgot that we had.
Once cleared by hmpstd, the nomination would be placed on a ballot for a secret vote. If a two-thirds majority of those voting agreed, the thing that was nominated would be awarded the Sandbox Seal of Approval.
Just to try it out, let’s assume that a nomination has been made, hmpstd has done his vital research and it is time for a vote. Please go here to cast your vote.
We’ll report back on the results of the pilot project in a future Bucky’s World.
(Graphic Art by Aunt Martha)








Comments
Not to be a "naysayer or small thinker" but wouldn't it just be easier to ask Owl Meat what he thinks? He and his army of alternate personalities are going to determine the outcome of the vote anyway.
Posted by: Anonymous | March 13, 2009 3:00 PM
If that venerated magazine 'Good Housekeeping' can have their own Seal of Approval, then certainly the Sandbox should have one.
We are at least equally as important as Good Housekeeping, and I daresay, our Seal of Approval should have as much if not more weight as theirs.
After all, the magazines out there in retail land only dispense information on a limited subject area, whereas The Only Blog You'll Ever Need can offer 110% (in our minds at least) fully qualified expertise on ANYTHING!
Great idea Bucky!
Posted by: Cosmo Girls | March 13, 2009 3:09 PM
“Once you label me, you negate me”
– Søren Kierkegaard
Infantile.
I'm sure every business would love a urine-colored spot that signifies a narrow filthy juvenile view of things. You just created the ultimate intellectual conceited self-deceit: a circle enscribing a box.
Reject simple constructions like countries, worlds and solar systems. The real action is in between the atoms.
This sandbox thing is beyond tedious and childish.
Self-labelling is self-neutering. I wouldn't let someone else castrate me, I'm not joining a group to do it to myself. I knew today would get worse.
“A name is a label, and as soon as there is a label, the ideas disappear and out comes label-worship and label-bashing, and instead of living by a theme of ideas, people begin dying for labels... and the last thing the world needs is another religion.”
– Richard Bach
Posted by: Owl Meat Gravy 2 – Fistful of Dolors | March 13, 2009 3:31 PM
Great idea!
Posted by: Michael Karelis | March 13, 2009 3:44 PM
Why shoot for the Bocuse D'Or when you could have the Sandbox Seal of Approval ?
Posted by: bryanintimonium | March 13, 2009 4:08 PM
I don't vote in real life, I'm not voting for anything here. Talk about thinking inside the box – voting.
Yeah we should emulate Good Housekeeping. I need to stock up on Miltown for our next key party. I'll bring the mini-quiches.
Posted by: Owl Meat Gravy 2 – Fistful of Dolors | March 13, 2009 4:25 PM
This sandbox thing is beyond tedious and childish.
I'm about 90% sure that Sandbox should be capitalized. Maybe we should take a vote on that.
Posted by: Bucky | March 13, 2009 4:32 PM
I'm about 90% sure that Sandbox should be capitalized.
That would legitimize what was never voted on to begin with.
Posted by: Owl Meat Gravy 2 – Fistful of Dolors | March 13, 2009 5:16 PM
Ack! He used the evil management jargon three syllable L- word!
All managerial anaphylactic shock aside, I'm in in favour of this if it is applied appropriately. For example, do we like mud? How about reindeer? The colour mustard?
Posted by: Lissa | March 13, 2009 5:30 PM
Bucky,
I think it was an ingenious idea for a post.
And remember, Owl is just having a bad day. Could he be suffering from triskadekaphobia?
Owl, relax. this is just a blog, even though it is The Only Blog You Need.
EL should trademark that!
Posted by: PCB Rob | March 13, 2009 5:37 PM
Lissa said: Ack! He used the evil management jargon three syllable L- word!
Are you referring to "legitimize"? That has four syllables.
Pedantically yours...
Posted by: Hal Laurent, VoR | March 13, 2009 7:22 PM
No, Hal, "leverage".
*shudder*
Posted by: Lissa | March 13, 2009 8:05 PM
Sorry, Lissa. I scanned through the whole discussion looking for L-words and totally missed "leverage" in the initial post.
Mea culpa.
Posted by: Hal Laurent, VoR | March 13, 2009 9:07 PM
To this post, I say bleh. Also, ick..
Posted by: Carol in Hampden | March 13, 2009 11:12 PM
I'm of mixed mind on this one. On the one hand (and I am paraphrasing my counterpart in Vermont) "The wisdom in in the Sandbox." Having gotten to know a little of each of you (even of the multiple personalities among us), I am quite sure that I would trust your recommendations above many, many other sources. I truly believe that anything that got 70% or better on the "Sandbox Seal of Approval" would be truly worth trying out.
My problem is entirely selfish. Nothing ruins success like success, and if that striking "golden brown and delicious" [sorry!] seal started appearing in places around town ... well there would be crowds and chaos and quality going up and quality going down and SSA's would have to have dates on them and, oh, the humanity! (See Zagat for object lessons.)
So, I might be interested in voting for something that might have a limited audience. If you roll up your sleeves and play in the Sand, you get to vote and get to see the votes and ultimately the seals. But you have to come play or you get nothing. (Forgive me if that seems an awfully uncharitable thought for Lent.)
Posted by: MD Canon (Conferring in Delray Beach) | March 13, 2009 11:36 PM
Owl is a one man Audabon Society today, raven that to hawk a Sandbox seal is self-neutering, robin us of free thought, impigeon on our independence. In short, he thinks it's a fowl idea, even could we sell it for a poultry sum.
Posted by: Michael A. Gray | March 14, 2009 5:08 AM
I would imagine in time we just sell out more and more, much like how James Beard was out hawking tv diners and Green Giant frozen vegetables.
No doubt in a few months the seal of approval would be sold off to infomercials, whereby it would support things like the Snuggie and the ShamWow
Posted by: Robert of Cross Keys | March 14, 2009 7:47 AM
Bucky, this is amusing, but ultimately I have to come back to "De gustibus non est disputandem,"
Posted by: Dahlink | March 14, 2009 7:56 AM
That's ok, Hal. I tend to not see certain overused, meaningless managerial jargon words.
When I was at EDS, my team used to gather to hear my plain English translations of corporate memos. That way, at least we got something useful (a bit of entertainment) out of them.
I'm sure that had nothing to do with them laying me off, either.
Posted by: Lissa | March 14, 2009 10:47 AM
I think Bucky should get a special award for putting up with my bad behavior, perhaps a golden gravy boat. I try and I try and try to not drown puppies but sometimes it happens (metaphorically). Beautiful and wise Bourbon Girl gently reminded me of my place in polite society toeday. Being a part of this community in the past year or so has helped me to be a more compassionate and tolerant person in some small ways. I do apologize for being an asshat. Sorry Bucky.
Posted by: Owl Meat Gravy 2 – Space Monkey | March 15, 2009 8:53 PM
Don't worry about it, Owlie. I've only one feeling and it's pretty hard to hurt it.
(The Whiz-inator has taken to calling me "Meatball" by the way, thanks to one of your tirades. Cracks me up.)
Posted by: Bucky | March 15, 2009 9:25 PM
Bucky, you're a beaut.
I was out buying up all the Roquefort in town when this post first developed and when I finally got back I was reluctant to weigh in. Not wanting to be in either the Bucky camp or the OMG camp (you know how I hate labels), I refrained from commenting. Now, Owl Meat Gracious-in-humility offers up his unclenched claw and the clan comes together at the end of the long weekend. I hope you'll indulge me as I share yet another reading (collective groan) which this episode put me in mind of. (Isn't it fun to flagrantly end sentences with prepositions?)
This is from "Brideshead Revisited". The characters are Charles Ryder (first person narrator), his friend Sebastian, Sebastian's sister Cordelia, and their older brother Bridey, who speaks first:
"You are an artist, Ryder, what do you think of it aesthetically?"
"I think it's beautiful," said Cordelia with tears in her eyes.
"Is it Good Art?"
"Well, I don't quite know what you mean," I said warily. "I think it's a remarkable example of its period. Probably in eighty years it will be greatly admired."
"But surely it can't be good twenty years ago and good in eighty years, and not good now?"
"Well, it may be good now. All I mean is that I don't happen to like it much."
"But is there a difference between liking a thing and thinking it good?"
"Bridey, don't be so Jesuitical," said Sebastian, but I knew that this disagreement was not a matter of words only, but expressed a deep and impassable division between us; neither had any understanding of the other, nor ever could.
"Isn't that just the distinction you made about wine?"
"No. I like and think good the end to which wine is sometimes the means -- the promotion of sympathy between man and man. But in my own case it does not achieve that end, so I neither like it nor think it good for me."
"Bridey, do stop."
"I'm sorry," he said, "I thought it rather an interesting point."
"Thank God I went to Eton," said Sebastian.
Posted by: Laura Lee | March 15, 2009 11:16 PM
I love the idea, Bucky, and bravo!! The Sandbox is is a very intelligent group, even if we do tangent into rants now and again. Why not grant ourselves a "pat on the back" sometimes?
Posted by: Dottie | March 16, 2009 1:20 PM