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March 12, 2009

Why don't you take me on a review with you?

MrBilly2U would like to know the following:

1 When is the Sunpaper restaurant database going to be useful? I can never select a county and find a new place I would like to try. The selection is always limited.

2. Is it really hard to follow up on restaurants to see if the your original review needs to be up or down graded.

3. This is the most important. Why have you never ask me to go with you when you go to review a place. I feel so left out. I may need therapy.

Dear MrBilly2U:

Thank you for your thoughtful e-mail. ...

1) I hope you will think of it as a restaurant REVIEW database and not a restaurant database. It's simply a collection of the reviews the paper has run in the past year or so.

2) There won't be a follow up for another five or six years unless something drastic happens to the restaurant. That's about how often I get back. (That may change as fewer restaurants open up in this economy.) I hate to send you elsewhere, but something like the Zagat guide, which is updated yearly, might be more useful to you. Or, who knows? Maybe we'll start doing yearly dining guides again.

3) I can't take you with me because my husband might get jealous. On a brighter note, he is a therapist.

Thanks for reading,

Your restaurant critic,

Elizabeth

Posted by Elizabeth Large at 7:48 AM | | Comments (24)
        

Comments

Your husband's a therapist? Really?

I'm not sure why, but I think that is SO interesting...

Why do I have such trouble finding past reviews? I search BlueStone and find nothing then by searching on the web I find a link to this review (via urban spoon). This isn't the first time I've had this problem with the search engine. What am I doing wrong?

In my opinion, that review should have been removed from the Web site altogether. It was published in 2004, which makes it absolutely useless. You can be sure that the menu and probably the staff and for all I know the owners are different by now. I'm sorry you found it. It's really not fair to the restaurant. EL

But hey, if you take some of us with you, that allows you to try multiple dishes!

See, we're only thinking of you and how we can make your life easier...

This may sound odd but I am against reading any review of anything ever. I won't go into why.

Most of your regular contributors would probably love to join you for dinner. But my hunch is that to preserve your anonymity, you limit your dining companions to a few good friends (as well as your husband.) It's unlikely that Owl Meat is secretly the proprietor of the Prime Rib or Lissa spends her days dishing out sushi at Ra. But why takes chances? On the other hand, if you ever need a few volunteers to assist you in vetting some new dining spot's vittles, consider this a formal application.

3) MrBilly, get in line, please. It's a long line.

Geeze, Sam, at least you get free corned beef and cabbage.

I like Michael's idea for a contest. Best amateur review gets dinner for 2
Can I get a second?

Eve, corned beef and cabbage pales in comparison to the gold-plated plates that E.L. exclusively eats off. I hear she won't set foot inside a restaurant if it doesn't have a velvet rope outside ...

Even worse than that now Sam. She demands that doves be sent into the air beforfe she makes an entrance.

OMG, golden-plated doves.

Don't the doves have trouble on take-off with that gold plating?

Sam,
Does EL have her own soundtrack?;-)

Eve,
You should know that Sam did suffer for his story. One day, looking a little peaked, he told me he'd have to eat the last dish and finish the piece in the morning. He was corned-beefed out.

MrBilly2U can have my place in line. I gave up hope long ago (but that was before I knew that Mr. L was a therapist ...)

RayRay, soundtrack? Ha! EL has her own marching band. Here's a video documenting her ride to the restaurant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz3Cc7wlfkI&feature=related

Does EL have her own soundtrack?

Here's how it goes: First the intro to White Snake's Here I Go Again, then mimes in purple body suits and white makeup release the doves, then a path of strewn rose petals is laid down by chimps in tuxedos.

El, remember my offer from an earlier topic, you pick the restaurant and I'll pick up the check to save the bankrupt Sun a couple of bucks.

OMG,
What does the gay albino midget eskimo amputee do?

Kate, I read Sam's account of his research on his blog.

Sam all I hear is "Kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit, ..."

You and OMG, aka the Shecky Brothers, need to coordinate your schtick.

In my opinion, that review should have been removed from the Web site altogether.

That's the beauty of the Web: Whatever has ever been posted is still out there somewhere.

Sam, that music (without the fat lady singing) is my cellphone ringtone. And, yes, VoodooPork, I also think "Kill the wabbit,.."

I so get the married-to-a-therapist angle. That must the way you have stayed so sane for so long doing work that would drive most people bonkers way before they would expect it. What's that definition of insanity ... doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results??

Yes, Canon, that is called perseverance in psych terms, I think.

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Richard Gorelick was appointed The Baltimore Sun's restaurant critic in September 2010. Before joining the paper staff fulltime, he contributed freelance criticism and features articles about food to area and regional publications. Along the way, he dispatched for short-distance trucking companies, shilled for cultural non-profits, and assisted in cognitive neurology research – never the subject, always the control.

He takes restaurants seriously but not himself, and his favorite restaurant is the one you love, too.
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