Boys and their toys
Shallow Thought John Lindner is making up his Christmas wish list. Sorry, John, your toy is no longer available in the U.S. EL
What do I want for Christmas?
Among other things, the Condiment Gun.
Talk about beating swords into plowshares, this little number's got peacemaker written all over it.
It's the best play-with-your-food toy since the pea shooter.
But there'll be no trend. In short order, Mothers Against Fun will sue it off the market, claiming it desensitizes little Moonbeam to the dangers of real gats and there we'll be, safe at home.
Till then, it's the perfect kitchen gadget for the home chef who has everything but this.
And yes, I hope to get kickbacks from the manufacturer.