Bucky's ode to toast
Because Bucky hasn't known me long, he doesn't know that I'm very fond of toast. He couldn't figure out why I was so attached to this particular post when he felt he had come up with other, better ones that he kept making me replace it with.
It reminds me of the time after a hurricane's remnants passed through here and we didn't have power in our neighborhood for a week. After about five days I ran into my next door neighbor, and she said, "You know what I miss most?"
Without missing a beat we said in unison, "Toast."
I LOVE this video, by the way.
Here's Bucky: ...
That's toast.
With more heating, the sugars and underlying grain fibers start turning into carbon.
That's burnt toast. -- from a Consumer Reports test on toasters, June 1990
The Maillard reaction is named for the French chemist, Louis-Camille Maillard, who figured it out in the early 1900s. (Of course, people have been toasting things for thousands of years, but they never understood the chemical reaction that was going on until Maillard figured it out. They just knew that a toasted marshmallow was A LOT tastier than a raw marshmallow.)
(The Maillard effect, by the way, also determines how tan Mrs. Bucky Jr. is going to get when she rubs that Jergen’s Natural Glow lotion on her legs. But that’s a whole ’nother topic.)
I believe that every sandwich can be improved by making it with toast instead of raw bread. (Or, I’ll concede, grilling it, which I classify simply as an alternative toasting method.) I even like my peanut butter and jelly sandwiches better on toast.
I have an open mind, however. Is there a sandwich that is better on raw bread than on toasted or grilled bread?








Comments
My immediate answer to the Sage of the Big Rectangular State was corned beef. As I thought about it more I realised that I feel the same way about roast beef. Ham is an hybrid: on rye - raw; sub roll - toasted.
I think the issue is that I don't generally like toasted rye bread. Okay, with butter (and maybe a sprinkle of Parmesan cheese) is good, but not a sandwich, per se.
Posted by: Robert (the Single One) | October 31, 2008 10:31 AM
Book wants me to point out that all toast is bad: crumbs in the crack (you know that space where the pages meet when the book is open.)
Posted by: Robert (the Single One) | October 31, 2008 10:33 AM
Turkey sandwich after Thanksgiving dinner is better on untoasted cheap white bread. The only other things good on cheap white bread are french toast and grilled cheese.
Posted by: Kitkat | October 31, 2008 11:27 AM
Uh oh, Owl Meat's going to have a conniption fit.
Posted by: Hal Laurent, VoR | October 31, 2008 11:58 AM
why would i have a fit?
I just this for lunch: bacon, avocado, thinly sliced onion, horseraidsh and bleu cheese melted on a toasted whole wheat English muffin. Perfect. A flavor explosion. And it's awesome bacon from my big box of smoked meat that I got from Kutztown PA earlier in the week.
Posted by: owl meat gumption | October 31, 2008 11:59 AM
I'm not certain that a Philly cheesesteak should be on a toasted or grilled roll -- ditto for any sandwich made with a roll that is first hollowed out. (In such cases, ideally, the roll should have a nice crunchy crust to begin with, which moots the need for toasting.)
Posted by: hmpstd | October 31, 2008 12:18 PM
Cracking toast, Grommet.
Posted by: bryanintimonium | October 31, 2008 1:13 PM
An Italian cold cut sub is better on fresh raw bread than toasted or grilled bread.
And its kinda hard to find a good cold cut sub down here.
Posted by: PCB Rob | October 31, 2008 1:26 PM
RtSO - I don't eat corned beef, so I can't comment there. Ham, yes, I eat ham sandwiches grilled (remember, I cheated...grilled/toasted, both the Malliard reaction). Book, however, makes a point that I have to admit never, ever crossed my mind. Toast in the crack. I'll concede the point to Book.
Kitkat - Mrs. Bucky loves those Thanksgiving sandwiches the next day. Turkey, dressing, cranberries...I don't know, maybe olives and sweet pickles, too. I don't get it. But you might be right.
hmpstd - when I make a Philly cheesesteak, I toast the hoagie under the oven broiler. Same with Italian sausage sandwiches.
PCB Rob - do y'all have Quiznos down there? Toasted Italian cold cut sandwiches...mmmm.
Michael A. Gray - you seriously underestimate my humiliation threshold. But we are in absolute sync on the orange marmalade.
Posted by: Bucky | October 31, 2008 1:34 PM
I'd hate to think what would have happened had you asked the late Max Asnas, the "Sage of the Stage" deli in New York for a toasted Hymie's Special (corned beef, tongue, turkey and swiss cheese, slathered with Russian dressing, on rye.) To find yourself on the 6th Avenue sidewalk for making a culinary faux pas would have been humiliating. Toast is great in its place. And its place, at least for me, is supporting orange marmalade or encasing grilled cheese.
Posted by: Michael A Gray | October 31, 2008 2:05 PM
I don't know if this was resolved or not and has absolutely nothing to do with toast...but Kiss Cafe is in fact closed.
The building looks as though it is being renovated.
If I'm late on this one...sorry...been away!
Posted by: been away | October 31, 2008 2:06 PM
Owl Meat Gumption said:
why would i have a fit?
I thought I remembered you railing about the evils of toasted bread for sandwiches. It must have been someone else.
Posted by: Hal Laurent, VoR | October 31, 2008 2:38 PM
Susan -- congratulations! That's very good news, indeed!
Posted by: hmpstd | October 31, 2008 4:59 PM
Everything is better on toast. Even if I don't always make sandwiches on toast, it is always better.
On another note, I am (pending background check) now going to be employed at the Ft. Meade Post Exchange as an assistant manager!
The money is not great, but the job is most likely recession proof, and nowadays that counts for alot!!
Posted by: Susan WhoHasAJob!!! | October 31, 2008 5:15 PM
Susan--way to GO, girl!
Posted by: Dahlink | October 31, 2008 6:09 PM
"Raw bread" is not the correct opposite of "toasted bread". Untoasted bread isn't raw...if it was it would just be dough.
Posted by: Hal Laurent, VoR | October 31, 2008 6:38 PM
Susan,
YAY, Congratulations!!!
Back when I was in the Navy, I visited the Exchange there at Fort Meade. But I remember nothing about it.
I work for a defense contractor and we just got the news today that there will be no holiday party (these were swanky events, they flew me up and all), no raise, and no bonus.
So perhaps its time for me to look north, and perhaps become Back In Town Rob.
Posted by: PCB Rob | October 31, 2008 6:51 PM
You go, Susan!
Drat! Too many comments!
Posted by: Eve | October 31, 2008 7:02 PM
A toast of the celebratory kind to SusanWHAJ!
Posted by: Bucky | October 31, 2008 8:30 PM
Congrats Susan, your patience has been rewarded! It's been a long, hard road, but you won!
Posted by: Dottie | October 31, 2008 8:36 PM
Thank you everybody: I truly appreciate your support!!!!!
Posted by: Susan WhoHasAJob!!! | October 31, 2008 9:02 PM
Yay Susan! Maybe you should retire the old name now and join the Girl Club... what is the post exhange? Can you get a girl name from that? sounds interesting.
Posted by: Bourbon Girl | October 31, 2008 11:19 PM
Congrats Susan! Nice to see some good news! If you want to join the "girls club" you could be "Working Girl"!
Posted by: Joyce W. | November 1, 2008 8:05 AM
Working Girl: Congratulations. Just don't let a little thing like a job cut into you D@L time.
Posted by: Robert (the Single One) | November 1, 2008 10:23 AM
Bourbon Girl,
A post exchange is like a department store and grocery store for the military. They get pretty good discounts on all sorts of stuff.
Some of them even have gas stations too.
Posted by: PCB Rob | November 1, 2008 12:40 PM
Working Girl. I like that. Do you get PX shopping privileges with the job?
Posted by: Retired in Elkridge | November 1, 2008 1:33 PM
The Post Exchange is the store on base where the military shops. Comparable to a small Walmart with full grocery store as well, but better merchandise.
I'm not going to take the moniker of "Working Girl" since I don't want people to think that I am a
prostitute :-) but I think I will join the Girl Club. I will have to ruminate on that.
RtSO: I will still be around, just not in the middle of the day. I am going to go into withdrawal. I definitely have a D@Large fix.
Posted by: Susan WhoHasAJob!!! | November 1, 2008 1:41 PM
Susan WHAJ/Cosmo Girl:
Working Girl - laughed out loud at that.
Posted by: PCB Rob | November 2, 2008 8:49 AM
Cosmo Girl - you're getting into retailing. Who gives better customer service than a working girl?
Posted by: Robert (the Single One) | November 2, 2008 1:54 PM
I thought all the Cosmo Girls were on "Sex and the City"--?
Posted by: Dahlink | November 2, 2008 3:42 PM
I just (finally) saw Sand and the City. What a joy! I wish I had the money to live the lives of those Cosmo Girls!
Posted by: Joyce W. | November 2, 2008 6:27 PM
oops -didn't proofread! That's SEX and the City (where sand came from is anybody's guess!)
Posted by: Joyce W. | November 3, 2008 8:38 AM