Why you have to love Kobe Bryant even if all you're interested in is food
The other night after he scored 49 points against a trash-talking opponent, the Lakers' Kobe Bryant said, "You better learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's gonna fall out."
I'm going to put that in the drawer with the other great comebacks that I always forget to bring out until much later when I'm going over the dispute in my head lying awake in my bed at 2 in the morning.








Comments
This will show where my mind is: All I could wonder is if the athlete was named for the steak.
Posted by: Piano Rob | April 25, 2008 2:33 PM
Well, Margeaux Hemingway was, supposedly, named for a bottle of Chateau Margeux that put the glint in Papa's eyes the night she was conceived.
Posted by: Mr. Old Fart | April 25, 2008 5:21 PM
Piano Rob's comment almost made me snort my morning coffee out of my nose.
Posted by: Ordinary Michelle | April 26, 2008 9:12 AM
Actually, he is named for the steak. And his dad's nickname is Jellybean. I kid you not.
Posted by: matt hudock | April 26, 2008 10:47 AM
Mr. OF: That must have been some glint in Papa's eyes considering that Margeaux was his granddaughter. Then again his love of hootch must have produced an eternal glint.
Posted by: Piano Rob | April 28, 2008 8:04 AM