The weird food named
Here's the rest of Terrier Mom's e-mail. However, I think Phyllis has the answer if you scroll down to her comment under the previous post:
Jennie-O Turkey Store Boneless Breast Homestyle - 2.75 Lb
You probably thought it was soup.
Where is the turkey? If you look closely it is about 80% down the list
as 'dehydrated turkey'. Homestyle? Maybe in Dr. Mengele's home.
What kind of sick process do they put this poor thing through?
It's so WEIRD!
Here's Phyllis' comment, which I think must be right:
Raw meat isn't listed in the ingredients if that's primarily what you are buying. When you buy all that sodium enhanced chicken, it doesn't show chicken as one of the ingredients, just the so called enhancements
Comments
I find that hard to believe. Are you sure you haven't been drinking some of Colonel Kurtz's, I mean OMG's, Kool-Ade?
A little research with my Chock Full O' Nuts .... Oh, Hormel!!!!! Wow, Hormel is like the meat company in the hockey mask coming for your daughters.
http://www.hormelfoods.com/newsroom/brandinfo/JOTSOvenReadyTurkeyFS.aspx
Hmmm.... no ingredients listed on their site. Always suspicious.
Contact:
Debra Kanter, Burson-Marsteller, debra.kanter@bm.com, (312) 596-3484,
Julie Craven, Hormel Foods, media@hormel.com, (507) 437-5345
For more information on Jennie-O Turkey Store® Oven Ready products, visit www.jennieo.com or call 1-800-TURKEYS.
The ingredients match those on Safeway.com.
I think TerroirMom should either call them to verify this unholy bird or eat one and see if she turns from Earth mother into the devil.
Posted by: voodoo pork | March 2, 2008 7:17 AM
Jones Turkey Soda is truly a nightmare of ingredients. I tried to copy them but my mouse bit me.
http://www.jonessoda.com/files/turkey04_ingred.pdf
Posted by: Rev'Ed | March 2, 2008 9:15 AM
I',M SO EXCITED! All that label reading finally paid off!
Posted by: Phyllis | March 2, 2008 9:18 PM
Interesting site. It looks like Mr. Voodoo has a lot of free time on his hands.
Posted by: Amanda C. | March 3, 2008 10:01 AM
Thanks for playing gang. Oddly Jennie-O Turkey Store Boneless Breast Homestyle has disappeared from the Safeway web site. Maybe it's made of vampire turkey and doesn't like the light of day. I vant to suck your disodium guanylate. And yet Hot Pockets only draw strength from our scorn.
Posted by: terriermom | March 3, 2008 10:09 AM
I did not need to be reminded of the Jones Soda turkey dinner package. I was the only person to sip all the bottles when it was brought to work a couple years ago.
The salmon pate or mousse or whatever was the single worst thing I've ever tried to ingest.
My stomach still tenses and twists whenever I see a bottle or can of Jones Soda...
Posted by: Lissa | March 3, 2008 12:13 PM