Rhymes with "kill the cat"
No matter what you think about the populist Zagat Survey (and we can discuss this in depth one of these days), you have to love the outtakes from its Web site — comments from reviewers that were simply too outrageous to print. Here are some of the latest ones:
“The foam on our dessert looked like something the cat left on the rug.“
“Best thing here were the toothpicks.”
“Their pork chop would make a good chew toy.”
“I’ve been in prisons with better service.”
“Average age of patrons is ‘deceased.’”
“Just enough service to avoid customer riots.”
“Got the plate but couldn’t find the food.”
“ Don’t ask for the doggie bag if you love your dog.”
“The rodents wear aprons and bus tables on slow nights.”
“Ignore the cat’s rump parked on the table you’re about to be served on.”
“Two people at the bar but you could only count four teeth between them.”
“Best thing here were the toothpicks.”
“Their pork chop would make a good chew toy.”
“I’ve been in prisons with better service.”
“Average age of patrons is ‘deceased.’”
“Just enough service to avoid customer riots.”
“Got the plate but couldn’t find the food.”
“ Don’t ask for the doggie bag if you love your dog.”
“The rodents wear aprons and bus tables on slow nights.”
“Ignore the cat’s rump parked on the table you’re about to be served on.”
“Two people at the bar but you could only count four teeth between them.”
