Ah, alliteration. It makes me so happy.

But back on topic: So you've been looking for a book club to join, you say. But you don't want to read the same five books Oprah's been peddling to the world?

Well, Atomic Books has the cure for the common book club: Reading Club 2009 is all about the cult classics.

The last Wednesday of every month this year, Atomic will host a group to discuss the books, and those who sign up to participate get a 15 percent discount on any book scheduled throughout the year.

"Some of the books are really huge," Rachel Whang of Atomic Books explained. "So you can buy the books early and get a head start."

You've never read The Fountainhead? April is your month. Are you dying to discuss Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, and how dreamy Harrison Ford was in Bladerunner? September's for you. (Also, you're wrong, he's best as Dr. Jones, clearly.)

Yes, it's probably a little late for January, unless you have been poring over Post Office already. But don't let that stop you next month! Just drop by the store to sign up for the club and the discount.