E-mail poetry
While we're on the topic of the intersection of spam and creative writing, here's a poem from Steve Stinson, a friend and one of the most creative people I know:
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While she always preferred The Hardy Boys to Nancy Drew, 
Comments
This is an email I received recently from an unrecognized email address that somehow slipped past my spam filters. I saved it because... well, because I was intrigued.
All formatting is from the original.
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Posted by: Thomas Bechtold | August 18, 2008 2:53 PM