« New real estate poll: Staying or moving | Main | Buying Into Baltimore »

August 31, 2009

Would you move to Accident? How about Boring?

Hear a name often enough, and you won't think twice about it. But that doesn't change the fact that Maryland has some oddly named places.

Accident, for instance. Or Boring. Or Bivalve.

I wonder if a strange name keeps people from moving in. I'd like to think it instead attracts residents who like a little whimsy in their lives, or at least their mailing addresses.

Accident, in Western Maryland, does not appear to be named after a disaster. Historian Mary Miller Strauss writes in Flowery Vale, a history of Accident, Maryland that it's impossible to say for sure, but she believes a story about land speculation.

When Lord Baltimore opened lands "westward of Fort Cumberland" to settlers, two friends from Prince George's County rushed out -- separately -- to survey and claim property. William Deakins Jr. had just finished surveying 682 acres when Brooke Beall showed up and said "he had selected the same tract for his survey, calling attention to his axe marks on the trees to prove his claim":

Deakins replied that it appeared that they had selected the same land "by accident". Since he and Beall were friends and land was abundant, he proposed that Beall take over the survey already made. To this Beall agreed, although his warrant called for 778 acres. John Hanson, Jr., Deputy County Surveyor, made out the survey to Beall, and they named the tract Accident.

What about Boring in Baltimore County? It was named after a postmaster, not because it's ... well, you know. (One resident writes, "Is Boring boring? Well yes it is, but in a good way.")

Bivalve on the Eastern Shore also has a post-office-related history, according to Bivalve United Methodist Church Centennial Celebration 1886-1986 by Paul Willing. It was originally called Waltersville after a local family. But there was already a Waltersville post office elsewhere in Maryland, so in 1887, the newly appointed postmaster had to think of another name for his office. I'll bet you can guess what he came up with.

But why? In honor of oysters, "mainstay of the watermen's livelihood," Willing writes. And that's how Waltersville became Bivalve.

Here are other Maryland places with names that tickled my funnybone:

Appeal in Southern Maryland

Bald Eagle in Prince George's County

Bestpitch on the Eastern Shore

Brink in Montgomery County

Butler in Baltimore County

Crapo on the Eastern Shore

Delmar on the Eastern Maryland -- half in Maryland, half in Delaware. (There's also a Marydel and a Pen Mar.)

Detour in Carroll County

Gist in Carroll County

Parole in Anne Arundel County. (Whenever I've passed by, I've wondered if prisoners were once released there en masse. Actually, it was an exchange site for Union and Confederate prisoners of war.)

Peacock Corners on the Eastern Shore

Pumpkin Center in Western Maryland

Rabbit Town on the Eastern Shore

Rising Sun in Cecil County. (The town was originally called Summer Hill, but a local tavern called The Rising Sun was so popular "that Summer Hill yielded to Rising Sun as the official name of the place" around 1815, according to the Maryland Municipal League.)

Rush in Western Maryland

Sandy Bottom on the Eastern Shore

Savage in Howard County. (Named after merchant John Savage, Wikipedia says, not for barbarous residents.)

Secretary on the Eastern Shore. (Not an ode to administrative assistants -- it was, the Maryland State Archives says, named after Secretary Creek, which in turn was named for Henry Sewall, secretary of the Province of Maryland from 1661 to 1665.)

Security in Western Maryland

Sparks in Baltimore County

Stumptown in Carroll County

Unicorn on the Eastern Shore

Maryland is also home to not one but two towns that share their names with famous 1969 concerts -- Woodstock (north of Ellicott City) and Altamont (in Western Maryland). You can't make this stuff up.

What's your favorite unusual place name?

Posted by Jamie Smith Hopkins at 7:00 AM | | Comments (7)
Categories: Housing humor


I wonder if Berlin, MD was where the Fuhrer bought, causing this youtube outburst?

Paw Paw, West Virginia

A few more I could add to the list:

Girdletree (Worcester County)

Snow Hill (Worcester County) - the irony is that it's in a part of maryland that hardly sees snow, and there are no hills to speak of within 50 miles.

Loveville (Saint Mary's County)

Fruitland (Wicomico County)

Furnacetown (Worcester County) - named after the old Iron furnaces that once dotted the lower shore's landscape.

Hey Jamie,

I passed a sign this weekend for "Slaughter Beach" in Delaware...not sure that's a place I'd want to vacation.

Great post, funny stuff,

Funny examples, guys! Thanks for the chuckles.

Am I the only one who thinks Cockeysville is hilarious?

Conception Junction, MO

Post a comment

All comments must be approved by the blog author. Name-calling aimed at other commenters is not welcome here. Please do not resubmit comments if they do not immediately appear. You are not required to use your full name when posting, but you should use a real e-mail address. Comments may be republished in print, but we will not publish your e-mail address. Our full Terms of Service are available here.

Verification (needed to reduce spam):

About Jamie Smith Hopkins
Jamie Smith Hopkins, a Baltimore Sun reporter since 1999, writes about the regional economy. Her reporting on the housing market has won national and local awards. Hopkins is a Columbia native and has lived in Maryland all her life, save for 10 months spent covering schools in Ames, Iowa.
She trained to become a wonk by spending large chunks of time as a geek and an insufferable know-it-all.
Baltimore Sun articles by Jamie

Most Recent Comments
Baltimore Sun coverage
Baltimore Sun Real Estate section
Archive: Dream Home
Dream Home takes readers into the houses of area residents who have found their ideal home.
Sign up for FREE business alerts
Get free Sun alerts sent to your mobile phone.*
Get free Baltimore Sun mobile alerts
Sign up for Business text alerts

Returning user? Update preferences.
Sign up for more Sun text alerts
*Standard message and data rates apply. Click here for Frequently Asked Questions.
  • Sign up for the At Home newsletter
The home and garden newsletter includes design tips and trends, gardening coverage, ideas for DIY projects and more.
See a sample | Sign up

Charm City Current
Stay connected