I have in my possession items so awesome, so incredibly amazing, that I know you'll want one.

OK, they're just magnets. But they're Real Estate Wonk magnets, which makes them ... yeah, just magnets.

Still, you can never have too many magnets on your fridge. If you send an email to jamie.smith.hopkins@baltsun.com with your mailing address, I'll send you one. (Stick MAGNET in the subject line so you don't get lost amidst the 10,000 press releases I get every day.)

Magnet downside: It has my goofy face on it.

Magnet upside: It doesn't swoon onto the floor if you hold a piece of paper too close to it, like some specimins I've owned.

UPDATE at 9:50: First request already. (There's no accounting for taste.) Your magnet is in the mail.