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August 19, 2009

Stupid email of the day: Happy Birthday Dear Leader

This is going out from Bruce Lindsey, CEO of the William J. Clinton Foundation, via another guy. They're asking everybody to send Bill Clinton birthday greetings in the wake of his trip to North Korea recently to free two U.S. journalists. What's great about it is that the letter's bootlicking tone of worship and personality cult is exactly what's required of the people who work for Kim Jong Il in North Korea.

Dear Jay, We were all thrilled and moved when former President Bill Clinton brought journalists Laura Ling and Euna Lee safely home to their families from North Korea.

Let's send birthday greetings to President Clinton to thank him for his tireless humanitarian efforts.
Bob Fertik

Dear Friend,
In the 40 years that I’ve known President Bill Clinton, he continues to amaze me every day with his intellect, compassion, and energy.

Since leaving office, he’s never taken a break from working on the issues he deeply cares about – both here in the U.S. and across the globe.

To show President Clinton your appreciation, I invite you to send him a personal note for his birthday today.

Your birthday e-card will make his special day -- August 19 -- even happier. After you send your note, you’ll receive email updates from Bill Clinton, as well as ways to get involved in the work of the Clinton Foundation.

Thanks to President Clinton’s extraordinary vision and the involvement of caring individuals like you, the Clinton Foundation makes a significant impact in the lives of hundreds of millions of people around our world. For example:

• Two million people in developing countries now have access to low-priced HIV/AIDS medicine, and we’ve just negotiated new pricing agreements that will enable better, cheaper treatments for more patients in the developing world. • Thousands of schools across the United States have put healthy-eating and exercising programs into practice, so that more children are leading healthier lives. • To combat climate change, 40 of the world’s largest cities are making progress in reducing their carbon footprint.

Will you take a moment today to thank President Clinton for creating positive change around our world?

In honor of Bill Clinton’s birthday, send an e-card today with your personal note.
I know your birthday e-cards and donations will mean a whole lot to President Clinton.

Thank you,
Bruce Lindsey
Chief Executive Officer
William J. Clinton Foundation

Posted by Jay Hancock at 11:23 AM | | Comments (2)
Categories: Stupid PR pitches
        

Comments

Happy Birthday President Bill Clinton. I wish you many more and all the best of future. Thanks a lot for all you do for this country and the World.

Happy Birthday President Clinton, Thanks for all the great work you do for us, and for starting a terrific organization that continues to do such good in the world. May you have many more birthdays to come!

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About Jay Hancock
Jay Hancock has been a financial columnist for The Baltimore Sun since 2001. He has also been The Baltimore Sun's diplomatic correspondent in Washington and its chief economics writer. Before moving to Baltimore in 1994 he worked for The Virginian-Pilot of Norfolk and The Daily Press of Newport News.

His columns appear Wednesdays and Fridays.
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