Dear Jay,

If you're ever by chance doing something on the correlation between how people look and how they do professionally (i.e., many believe short or heavy people have a tougher go of it), please consider a chat with nationally respected hair transplant surgeon Dr. William Rassman to discuss the connection between baldness and leadership. A timely angle in this regard might be the fact that we haven't elected a bald President since Eisenhower.

Thanks so much for your consideration!

Update: From comments. Good one!

Guess that one hit a little too close to home, eh Jay my boy?